The Blockbuster Buster (2010– )
Eric Rodriguez: ERod, ERod the Blockbuster Buster, Nerdlinger, Batman, Deadpool, El L0ver, Evil-E, Fedora Freddy, Jarvis - voice
Quotes
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ERod : Greetings, fanboys and fangirls. I'm ERod, and I'm the Blockbuster Buster.
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ERod : Did you guys hear that? Oh, that's right, it's the sound of your MIND BEING BLOWN!
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ERod : W-T-F MO-FO?
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ERod : [Last Lines] . JOIN THE LEGION, SUCKAS!
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[a cloaked figure is about to bust Transformers 4 with a hammer. ERod appears]
ERod : By the power vested in me by the Legion of Badassitude, I order you to cease and desist all busting activities. So put the hammer down.
Nostalgia Critic : Oh, you overly dramatic douche-nozzle!
[the figure removes his cloak, revealing himself as the Nostalgia Critic]
ERod : YOU.
Nostalgia Critic : ME.
ERod : You know Transformers was my first review, right?
Nostalgia Critic : Mine too!
ERod : [raising his hammer] Then I guess there's only one way this is gonna go down.
Nostalgia Critic : [drawing his gun] Yup.
ERod : [slowly approaching] One shall rise.
Nostalgia Critic : [also approaching] One shall fall.
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ERod : Wow, she can make herself look like Angelina Jolie! I wonder how they got her permission to use her likeness.
ERod : [Realizes the character is played by Angelina Jolie] . It is Angelina Jolie!
ERod : [Becomes confused and disappointed] . You know what? As a heterosexual male, I have to admit that I find the mere concept of a computer animated replica of Angelina Jolie, wearing nothing but gold paint to be quite appealing. But, here's my issue with this...
ERod : [Yelling through his teeth] . Angelina Jolie exists in REAL LIFE!
ERod : [Cut to many clips of animated features with Erod's voice over it] . The cool part of animation is you can create what ever you want. If you want to create a girl who's too hot to be real, you can. But if the girl already exists, what is the point of recreating her in the computer!
