My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

Lesson Zero (2011)

Ashleigh Ball: Applejack, Rainbow Dash

Quotes 

• Twilight Sparkle : [setting up a bench for a "psychologist" therapy session, including glasses and a clipboard]  Oh, Rainbow Dash, you don't have to hide your feelings from me! I can tell you two must've had a terrible fight. Now, why don't you tell me all about your issues with Applejack.

  Rainbow Dash : [lying on the bench]  I don't have any issues with Applejack.

  Twilight Sparkle : You don't? Then why are you destroying her property?

  Rainbow Dash : ...because she asked me to.

• Twilight Sparkle : My Smarty Pants doll! I enchanted her and now everypony is fighting over her!

  Fluttershy : Why would you enchant your doll?

  Twilight Sparkle : Oh, I had to do something! I had nothing to report to Princess Celestia! I thought if I couldn't find a problem, I'd make a problem! The day is almost over!

  Applejack : Not almost!

  [the sun finishes setting] 

  Princess Celestia : [stern voice; she appears hovering above the chaos]  Twilight Sparkle!

  Applejack : Whoa nelly.

• Twilight Sparkle : [after seeing Rainbow wreck Applejack's barn]  Rainbow Dash, stop! Listen, Rainbow, I know you're upset with Applejack, but don't worry! Whatever it is that has come between you two, I'm sure I, as a good friend, can help you resolve your problems!

  Rainbow Dash : Uh... what are you talking about?

• Twilight Sparkle : Princess Celestia, wait! How did you know I was in trouble?

  Princess Celestia : Your friend Spike made me aware that you were letting your fears get the best of you. I commend him for taking your feelings seriously. Now, if you will all excuse me, I must return to Canterlot. I'm expecting some mail.

  [she flies away and teleports out of sight] 

  Applejack : Y'all heard the Princess. Spike, take a letter.

  [clears throat] 

  Applejack : "Dear Princess Celestia, we're writin' to you because today we all learned a little somethin' about friendship.

  Fluttershy : "We learned that you should take your friends' worries seriously.

  Rainbow Dash : "Even if you don't think that she has anything to worry about.

  Rarity : "And that you shouldn't let your worries turn a small problem...

  Pinkie Pie : "... into an enormously huge entire-town-in-total-chaos Princess-has-to-come-and-save-the-day problem.

  Fluttershy : "Signed, your loyal subjects.

  Spike : "P.S. Obviously Spike did not have to learn a lesson, because he is the best, most awesome friend a pony could ask for. Unlike everypony else, he took things seriously, and-" Eheh... uh... yeah... I'll just, um...

  [he crosses out what he last wrote, and everyone giggles. Spike snorts in mild frustration]