My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

Lesson Zero (2011)

Tabitha St. Germain: Rarity, Mrs. Cake, Bon Bon

Quotes 

• [repeated line] 

  Rarity : Out of all the things that could happen, this is THE! WORST! POSSIBLE! THING!

• Twilight Sparkle : [Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle continue to fight over Smarty Pants because of Twilight's spell; she gives an annoyed groan]  Big Macintosh! Thank goodness! You've gotta help me get that doll away from those girls!

  Big Macintosh : [sees them fighting]  ... Eeyup.

  [he picks the doll out of their cloudball of violence] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Oh, thank you so much. Now if you could just give her to me?

  Big Macintosh : [suddenly affected by the spell himself]  Mmnope.

  Twilight Sparkle : Oh no!

  Apple Bloom : Give her back!

  Apple Bloom , Scootaloo , Sweetie Belle : [Overlapping lines: Don't touch it!, it's mine, etc] 

  Mayor of Ponyville : [relaxing in a field]  What's all the commotion about?

  Dizzy Twister : [affected by the spell]  They're fighting over that doll!

  Bon Bon : [affected by the spell]  That incredible, amazing doll!

  [many ponies begin fighting and arguing over the doll, including the mayor] 

  Twilight Sparkle : [trying to cancel the spell]  Can't... get... a clear shot!

  Mayor of Ponyville : Gimme!

  Big Macintosh : Nope.

  [he blasts the pile of ponies everywhere] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Oh, what have I done?

• Twilight Sparkle : [annoyed groan]  Big Macintosh! Thank goodness! You've gotta help me get that doll away from those girls!

  Big Macintosh : [sees the girls fighting over Twilight's doll]  ... Eeyup.

  [he carefully pulls the doll out of the ball of violence] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Oh, thank you so much. Now if you could just give her to me?

  Big Macintosh : [overcome by the "Want It, Need It" spell]  Mmnope.

  [he runs off with the doll, and the three girls chase him] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Oh no!

  Apple Bloom : Give her back!

  Apple Bloom , Scootaloo , Sweetie Belle : [don't touch it, it's mine, etc] 

  Mayor of Ponyville : [relaxing in the field that Big Mac and the Cutie Mark Crusaders run through]  What's all the commotion about?

  Dizzy Twister : [affected by the spell]  They're fighting over that doll!

  Bon Bon : [also affected]  That incredible, amazing doll!

  [many ponies argue and fight over the doll] 

  Twilight Sparkle : [trying to deactivate the spell as the doll is fought over]  Can't... get... a clear shot!

  [grunting] 

  Mayor of Ponyville : Gimme!

  Big Macintosh : Nope.

  [he blasts away many ponies across the horizon and breaks free of the ponypile] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Oh, what have I done?

• Twilight Sparkle : Princess Celestia, wait! How did you know I was in trouble?

  Princess Celestia : Your friend Spike made me aware that you were letting your fears get the best of you. I commend him for taking your feelings seriously. Now, if you will all excuse me, I must return to Canterlot. I'm expecting some mail.

  [she flies away and teleports out of sight] 

  Applejack : Y'all heard the Princess. Spike, take a letter.

  [clears throat] 

  Applejack : "Dear Princess Celestia, we're writin' to you because today we all learned a little somethin' about friendship.

  Fluttershy : "We learned that you should take your friends' worries seriously.

  Rainbow Dash : "Even if you don't think that she has anything to worry about.

  Rarity : "And that you shouldn't let your worries turn a small problem...

  Pinkie Pie : "... into an enormously huge entire-town-in-total-chaos Princess-has-to-come-and-save-the-day problem.

  Fluttershy : "Signed, your loyal subjects.

  Spike : "P.S. Obviously Spike did not have to learn a lesson, because he is the best, most awesome friend a pony could ask for. Unlike everypony else, he took things seriously, and-" Eheh... uh... yeah... I'll just, um...

  [he crosses out what he last wrote, and everyone giggles. Spike snorts in mild frustration]