John Busow: Dwayne Jones
Quotes
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Dwayne : Your Nan can't cook mash potato for shit.
Kevin Knight : That's not mash potato, thats lard.
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Dume : Who are you?
Dwayne : The names Valentine, licence to thrill!
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Dwayne : If you put your finger up different peoples bums does it make you gay?
Kevin Knight : Of course.
Dwayne : Does that mean doctors are gay then?
Kevin Knight : No, its there job.
Dwayne : What about gay porn stars then?
Kevin Knight : Dwayne finger on lips time.
