A Very Potter Musical (2009–2010)

Bonnie Gruesen: Hermione Granger

Quotes 

• Hermione Granger : The horcrux could be hidden anywhere! It could entail countless months of camping in the mundane British country side, breaking into Gringotts, and drinking boatloads of polyjuice potion.

  Harry Potter : Well, the medallion says that's dumb, so we're not doing that.

• Harry Potter : Haven't you heard? Voldemort's back, Quirell's crazy, Cedric's dead!

  Hermione Granger : Yes, I have heard those things, about a thousand times. But never have they been told to me with so much sass. Drop the attitude, Harry Potter. You are acting like Garfield on a Monday.

• Hermione Granger : You know, I used to think looks weren't important but now I think they're more important than anything.