A Very Potter Musical (2009–2010)

Darren Criss: Harry Potter

Quotes 

• Hermione Granger : The horcrux could be hidden anywhere! It could entail countless months of camping in the mundane British country side, breaking into Gringotts, and drinking boatloads of polyjuice potion.

  Harry Potter : Well, the medallion says that's dumb, so we're not doing that.

• Lord Voldemort : Even my Zefron poster?

  Harry Potter : Especially the Zefron poster!

• Harry Potter : Haven't you heard? Voldemort's back, Quirell's crazy, Cedric's dead!

  Hermione Granger : Yes, I have heard those things, about a thousand times. But never have they been told to me with so much sass. Drop the attitude, Harry Potter. You are acting like Garfield on a Monday.

• Harry Potter : [singing]  I gotta get back to Hogwarts! I gotta get back to school! I gotta get back to Hogwarts, where everybody knows I'm cool! Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts, to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts. It's all that I love, and it's all that I need at Hogwarts! Hogwarts!

• Harry Potter : That's in Canada!