Femme Fatales (TV Series)

Extracurricular Activities (2012)

Catherine Annette: Tiffany

Quotes 

• Tiffany : Professor Williams, do you have a moment? I'd like to run my paper topic by you. I've decided to write about Joan of Arc.

  Professor Kelsey Williams : Why?

  Tiffany : Well, I can't really think of a stronger woman than Joan of Arc.

  Professor Kelsey Williams : Please. She was insane. She heard voices in her head, and was burned at the stake at 16. If you want to write about a strong woman, find someone who used their brains to get what they wanted. Someone like... Cleopatra.

  Tiffany : But Cleopatra didn't use her brains. She used love to get men to do her bidding. She's far less noble than Joan of Arc.

  Professor Kelsey Williams : That's where you're wrong. Women throughout history have had to use whatever resources were available to take matters into their own hands and get what they wanted. Men have muscles; women have their loving personality. Cleopatra looked at her options at the time and did what she had to do. And that took brains.

  Tiffany : I never thought of it that way.

  Professor Kelsey Williams : Well, there's a lot that I could teach you.

  Tiffany : By the way, that's a lovely scent you're wearing.

• Dean Vera Rutledge : I just can't tell you how disappointed I am in you both. The two of you have always been campus leaders. Right now, I'm dealing with overcrowded classrooms, tuition increases and the Cuesta Verde Conquistadors are going 0 for 12 this year. The last thing I need on my plate is a sorority love tape scandal. Girls! I can't get involved with this right now!

  Alexis : We are so mortified, Dean Rutledge.

  Tiffany : Don't worry. We'll take care of it.

  Dean Vera Rutledge : Good. Now, I trust you ladies will handle this with the high standards that I've instilled in you in the last four years.

  Tiffany : Of course.

  Dean Vera Rutledge : Now, if you'll excuse me.

• Tiffany : Hi, Professor Williams.

  Professor Kelsey Williams : What's happening?

  Tiffany : [referring to Jake Rutledge]  Oh, you didn't hear? They found evidence connecting him to his wife's murder.

  Professor Kelsey Williams : What evidence?

  Tiffany : The murder weapon. It was one of those night sticks that security guards use. They found traces of the Dean's blood, and the Professor's prints were all over it.

  Professor Kelsey Williams : That's impossible.

  Tiffany : He got it at Walmart. Security camera footage showed him buying it just days before the murder. Funny. He doesn't look like a murderer to me.