Futurama (TV Series)

31st Century Fox (2012)

Maurice LaMarche: Squidward Scissorhands

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Quotes 

• Bender : [holding up an outfit]  Yo, Squidward Scissorhands, you got this in an adult robot medium?

  Squidward Scissorhands : The foxhunting uniform? You, sir, must be a robot of noble bearings.

  Bender : Well, I am descended from prince Albert's can.

• Squidward Scissorhands : Yes, I'm looking for something in a space uniform that's respectfully humiliating but can come out of an employee's salary without his noticing.

  Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : You got it. Tomorrow's clothes at yesterday's prices.

• Turanga Leela : Come on, let's try somewhere else.

  Squidward Scissorhands : Wait, wait, perhaps discerning customers like yourselves would be interested in an item from our discount rack.

  Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Quality is the most important thing. How much is it?

  Squidward Scissorhands : 90% off. An unpleasant fellow ordered them last year but never paid.

  [He reveals uniforms with the Planet Express logo] 

  Squidward Scissorhands : Most unpleasant, that one.

  Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : That sounds like something Year-Ago Professor would do. We'll take them.