- Peter Burke: No dusting off, no smiling. Don't come in here with a grin on your face.
- Neal Caffrey: But I'm in.
- Peter Burke: Yeah, but the plan was for me to haul you and her in to the FBI.
- Neal Caffrey: I was good with that plan.
- Peter Burke: And yet you yelled "FBI raid".
- Neal Caffrey: Look, she had an artifact on her. Raquel wasn't about to turn herself in.
- Peter Burke: Oh, "Raquel", huh? Hmm...
- Neal Caffrey: What?
- Peter Burke: Mysterious, gorgeous, she wears a hat. She's an expert in a certain subject that you find particularly sexy.
- Neal Caffrey: What are you talking about?
- Peter Burke: Just wondering why you ditched me.
- Neal Caffrey: I told you, Peter, she's a thief.
- Peter Burke: And you are...?
- Neal Caffrey: Someone who escaped your capture in a crowded restaurant by saying two words: "FBI raid".
- Peter Burke: Don't get cocky.
- Mozzie: I hear she's spicy.
- Neal Caffrey: What does that mean?
- Mozzie: I don't know. Not all of my advice is helpful.