Quotes
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Lynne Reed : Would you say you are outgoing, or more the quiet type, Stacy?
Stacy Moore : [interviewed wearing only bikini briefs] I'd say outgoing, but definitely social.
[with a snicker:]
Stacy Moore : I like to party, if that's what you mean.
Lynne Reed : Do you drink?
Stacy Moore : I don't *drink* per se, if that's what you mean.
Lynne Reed : [sighs] Stacy, you are interviewing for a job that pays in two years more than most people in this country earn in *twenty.* If you are successful in this interview, you will be expected to appear self-possessed, confident, modest and reticent all at the same time. So stop asking what I mean, think and answer for yourself.
[Stacy nods]
Lynne Reed : Do you enjoy anal sex?
Stacy Moore : [thrown] Excuse me?
Lynne Reed : How about other women?
Stacy Moore : [plays game as now expected] Sure. Both.
Lynne Reed : Have you ever dated any famous men?
Stacy Moore : [remembers to be self-possessed, confident] Uh, that's none of your business.
Lynne Reed : [her hand between Stacy's legs while she looks her in the eyes] You need to wax that, sweetie. Hair down there is not an option for His Highness.