Phineas and Ferb (TV Series)

Phineas and Ferb Interrupted/A Real Boy (2011)

Dan Povenmire: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• [Vanessa had walked in right as her father seemed to speak disparagingly about her] 

  Dr. Doofenshmirtz : Oh, this is like one of those sit-coms where somebody says something that's misconstrued and the snoopy next door neighbor gets the wrong package delivered after his in-laws come to visit and somebody has two dates on the same night and they have to paint a white line down the middle of the room. But this isn't a sit-com, Parry the Platypus. This is real life! And... I'm... and I'm the father, and I have to treat her with the respect that she deserves in a caring and fatherly fashion. I'll blast her with one of my inators. Wait here.

• Dr. Doofenshmirtz : What? You're wearing headphones? So you haven't heard a thing I've said all day?

  Vanessa : Why do you think I wear the headphones?

  Dr. Doofenshmirtz : So you're not mad at me for saying I'd rather have a son than a daughter like you?

  Vanessa : [flatly]  What?

  Dr. Doofenshmirtz : Oh, nothing, nothing. Just put these back on.

• Dr. Doofenshmirtz : Hey, wait a minute, you're not my son! You're that walking junk pile, Norm.

  Norm : But, Dad!

  Dr. Doofenshmirtz : And I am NOT your father. I'm fairly sure about that.

  Norm : B-b-b-b-but...

• [last lines] 

  Dr. Doofenshmirtz : Hey, buddy. Are you, eh... are you busy?

  Norm : No. Not really.

  Dr. Doofenshmirtz : You know, Norm, it occurs to me that though I've never had a son, there is someone I can always count on to be there, someone I've begun to think of as family.

  Norm : Yes?

  Dr. Doofenshmirtz : And that someone is Perry the Platypus. See ya around, junk pile!

  [Doofenshmirtz exits] 

  Norm : [brightly]  Apology accepted, Dad.