Pitch Perfect (2012)

Christopher Mintz-Plasse: Tommy

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Quotes 

• Tommy : For the audition, you will sing 16 bars of Kelly Clarkson's 'Since You've Been Gone'. If a group likes you, they will contact you directly. My tone-deaf sidekick, Justin here, will be collecting your information.

  Justin : [Walking behind Tommy]  If I could sing a lick, I would. But I can't. And I hate myself every day because of it.

  Tommy : [Looks over at Justin]  I know.

  [Looks back at audience] 

  Tommy : But if you think this is just some high school club where you can sing and dance your way through any social issue... Or confuse sexuality, you have come to the wrong place. There is none of that here. That's high school. This shit is real life. NOW. don't just bring it, sing it, and let's do this.

• Tommy : Listen up, A-ca-ballers. I have been rejected by the Army, shoved into a Dora The Explorer backpack, and pushed into the girls' locker room wearing nothing but suspenders. But no matter. I am in the world that I love. And with the assistance of my boy Justin...

  Justin : My liege.

  Tommy : ...I launch this year's audition.

  [whispers] 

  Tommy : Belly roll.

  [while Justin is drumming on his stomach] 

  Tommy : The most recent ICCA national champion winners get to pick the audition song.

  [Justin mimics cymbal crashing] 

  Beca : [whispering with other Bellas, excluding Aubrey and Chloe]  All right nerds! Let's go with...

• Tommy : Listen up, a-ca-ballers.