- Neil Bremer: I told you, spaghetti is not car food!
- Jayden Kwapis: Hey, last time I checked, you were the mayor, not a spaghetti expert.
- Neil Bremer: I'm team what?
- Orly Bremer: Yasmine Ciobanu. The girl Cheese cheated with. God, Dad!
- Mikaela Shaw: She's a model. And a hologram.
- Neil Bremer: Do you all hear yourselves?
- Jayden Kwapis: You need to help people understand. It's like when you're supposed to read Hamlet for school, and your mom's like, "It's okay. It's not that complicated. It's basically "The Lion King." So you watch "The Lion King", you get a D, and you graduate.
- Arpi Meskimen: [grinning] Kwapis! Amazing news. There was a massive offshore oil spill in Long Beach. It's an absolute tragedy.
- Jayden Kwapis: [bewildered] Okay, I know what's funny keeps changing, but I'm pretty sure that smiling about that is incorrect.
- Neil Bremer: What choice do I have? She has all the power. Boy, capitalism so unfair.
- Sebastian Felix: I think capitalism's working.
- Neil Bremer: Huh.
- Neil Bremer: Today we break ground... on the sky.
- [chuckles followed by light applause]
- Neil Bremer: With the opening of the Felix Universal Transit Unit Research Organization, or FUTURO, which is a nod to our thriving Latinx population and not because we couldn't get the E.
- Orly Bremer: This is so unfair. I was this close to Titi B inviting me to her rage room. And now I'm going back to school. Are you happy?
- Neil Bremer: [smiling] Yes.
- Neil Bremer: Wait, she gets to go in?
- Mikaela Shaw: That's @BabyZoey, and until you've reviewed every Kinder Surprise, you'll put some respect on her name.
- Neil Bremer: Oh, man, I don't wanna be here. This whole thing is so stupid.
- Arpi Meskimen: [standing just off-set with Jayden] Jayden, teeth check.
- Jayden Kwapis: Yep. They're all there. Good luck.
- Neil Bremer: Wait, wait, wait, wait. I go to her? She hit me. And I'm not a Grampy. I'm a daddy.
- Tommy Tomás: Preaching to the gay men's choir, sir.
- Neil Bremer: Okay. Enough. I don't wanna hear another word about Titi B. What makes her so interesting anyway? She does nothing.
- Spray Tanned Reporter: Nothing? During COVID, she made nachos with almost no help.
- Neil Bremer: This city used to make things! Fighter jets, the Mars Rover. Today all we do is pump out these internet idiots so they can tell our daughters how to show off their thigh brow at a roof party.
- Jayden Kwapis: You can't just scare people, Arpi. If devastating facts and figures made a difference, I would be eating a much different diet.
- Arpi Meskimen: Okay, man, I'm trusting you here.
- Jayden Kwapis: Arpi, if I know how to do anything, it's how to keep it stupid simple.
- Arpi Meskimen: [to the Mayor] Titi B.s, baby ducks clickbait, Five Foods That Prove You're a Pedophile. The world is getting dumber and dumber, sir.