Quotes
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Neil Bremer : I told you, spaghetti is not car food!
Jayden Kwapis : Hey, last time I checked, you were the mayor, not a spaghetti expert.
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Jayden Kwapis : You need to help people understand. It's like when you're supposed to read Hamlet for school, and your mom's like, "It's okay. It's not that complicated. It's basically "The Lion King." So you watch "The Lion King", you get a D, and you graduate.
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Arpi Meskimen : [grinning] Kwapis! Amazing news. There was a massive offshore oil spill in Long Beach. It's an absolute tragedy.
Jayden Kwapis : [bewildered] Okay, I know what's funny keeps changing, but I'm pretty sure that smiling about that is incorrect.
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Arpi Meskimen : [standing just off-set with Jayden] Jayden, teeth check.
Jayden Kwapis : Yep. They're all there. Good luck.
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Jayden Kwapis : You can't just scare people, Arpi. If devastating facts and figures made a difference, I would be eating a much different diet.
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Arpi Meskimen : Okay, man, I'm trusting you here.
Jayden Kwapis : Arpi, if I know how to do anything, it's how to keep it stupid simple.
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Jayden Kwapis : The first rule is, don't talk about Fight Club, because I haven't seen it yet.
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Jayden Kwapis : L.A. is the Michael B. Jordan of cities: an absolute ten.
