- Andrea: [Bagpipe music playing in the background] Well, today's programme features a number of traditional Highland Games pursuits. There's the running race, the lifting a heavy stone competition and throwing a hammer. Preferably in the direction of the bagpipe player.
- [a whooshing sound, followed by a cry of pain and the bagpipe music stops]
- Andrea: Oops. Feel a bit bad about... saying that now. Anyhoo, there's one particular event that caught my attention, and I have the winner here with me now. Jamie, congratulations.
- Jamie: Thanks, Andrea!
- Andrea: So, you won the bizarrely named 'Twisting the cow' competition. Can you tell us exactly what that involves?
- Jamie: Well, Andrea. It involves twisting the four legs off a cow.
- [Holds up one of the legs]
- Andrea: A... a *dead* cow?
- Jamie: Aye, a *dead* cow - we're not animals!
- [Takes a bite out of the leg]
- Andrea: And can you tell us exactly how you made it through to today's final?
- Jamie: Well, I put in a lot of hard work, but I mostly did it on the *hoof*.
- [Points to the hoof of the leg and laughs]
- Jamie: On the *hoof*!
- [laughs]
- Andrea: I imagine twisting the leg off a cow is pretty difficult. Do you get many injuries?
- Jamie: Well, I did tear a calf muscle during my warm up. But I've never been injured myself!
- [laughs and points to the leg]