Futurama (TV Series)

The Bots and the Bees (2012)

John DiMaggio: Bender, Randy Munchnik, URL

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Quotes 

• Bender : There's a dam.

  Ben Rodriguez : Damn!

  Bender : But there's a grate.

  Ben Rodriguez : Great!

• Turanga Leela : Aw, it's cute. Wait, no it's not! It looks like Bender!

  Bender : Hey, whoa! There is no way that baby is mine.

  Ben Rodriguez : Wipe my tiny metal ass.

  Bender : Aw, crap!

• Bender : I'll call him Ben, after the first half of me, Bender.

  [Ben belches flame] 

  Bender : That's my bastard!

• Bender : At least let me defend your honor, and then sully it on the couch.

• Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : I hate to crush a young robot's dream, but what the heck. This robot only has one expansion slot, and it holds his memory card. This robot will never bend.

  Bender : You can't tell me what my son can and cannot do! You may know what's in his head, but not what's in his heart.

  Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : [Looks in Ben's chest cavity]  No expansion slot in there either.

  Bender : I said shut up!

• Ben Rodriguez : [as Bender tries to bend a girder]  Bend it, daddy! Bend it like it called you poo-poo face!

  Bender : It called me what?

  [Bends girder into a knot] 

  Ben Rodriguez : Yay! You bended it like a p'etzel.