The Hangover Part III (2013)

Ken Jeong: Mr. Chow

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Quotes 

• Phil : What the fuck is wrong with those chickens?

  Mr. Chow : They're angry. All I feed them is cocaine. And chicken.

• Stu : We're not gonna kill the dogs, Chow. This will knock them out for hours.

  Mr. Chow : Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you worked for PETA. What a pussy.

• [from trailer] 

  Mr. Chow : So long, bitches!

  [goes on a paraglider] 

  Mr. Chow : I believe I can fly... I love cocaine!

• Alan : When we get together, bad things happen and people get hurt.

  Mr. Chow : Yeah, that's the point! It's funny!

• Mr. Chow : You want Chow spirit hang over you when you make fuck on your wife?

• [the Wolf Pack wake up in a honeymoon suite] 

  Stu : [sees he has implants]  I have boobies now!

  Cassie : [laughs]  Oh my God...

  Phil : [laughs]  Holy shit!

  Stu : It's not funny! Alan, what did you do? What did you do, Alan?

  Alan : The wedding cake... it was from Leslie...

  [Chow enters, naked and brandishing a sword] 

  Mr. Chow : [laughs]  We had a sick night, bitches!

  [the monkey jumps back on Stu] 

• Alan : Leslie, get down from there! Please, you're gonna hurt yourself!

  Mr. Chow : Nothing hurts Chow. I am invisible!

  Phil : It's invincible, and you're not, you're just out of your fucking mind!

• [the Wolf Pack is in a fight with cockerels] 

  Mr. Chow : Hold still, I'm trying to help!

  [fires a gun wildly] 

  Stu : Are you out of your mind?

• Mr. Chow : We do a deal! I make good wife for you!

• Mr. Chow : You got something to say to me now, blue-eyes? No more silent treatment?

• Mr. Chow : [hang-gliding off of Caeser's Palace]  I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky! Think about it every night and day! Spread my wings and fly away!

• Mr. Chow : Who sent you?

  Phil : No one! No. We just wanted to see you!

  Mr. Chow : Liar! No one wants to see Chow!