- Isaac: [enters passing through the shed door] Knock, knock. Anybody home? Oh, Jenkins. I'm sorry, I was looking for Nigel.
- Jenkins: Oh, you haven't heard.
- Isaac: Heard what?
- Jenkins: I'm... sorry to have to tell you this, as I know the two of you have grown quite close, but Nigel... is no longer with us.
- Isaac: You mean...
- [points up]
- Jenkins: He got sucked off.
- [Isaac pauses, then nods in acknowledgement]
- Thorfinn: No, Jay is right, they are cursed. I know because... I cursed them myself.
- Alberta: What are you talking about?
- Thorfinn: When they first move in here, we tried haunting them out, and haunting fail, so to prevent the B and B from opening, I place Norse curse on them.
- Pete: [mildly sarcastic] Sure, makes sense.
- Thorfinn: Then bad things start to happen. Sam falls down the stairs, and the curse makes me light the gazebo on fire. Now, the opening approaches, the curse only grows stronger.
- Trevor: Come on. Curses aren't real, right?
- Alberta: We're stuck in an endless purgatory. We saw a guy go down on us a couple weeks ago.
- Nigel Chessum: [indignantly storms through the closed front door] Ah, there you are!
- Isaac: [bewildered] Nigel! But how are you here? This doesn't make any sense. You got sucked off.
- Nigel Chessum: You wish I got sucked off. So you and your bearded floozy could continue galivanting without my knowledge!
- Sasappis: [perplexed] Www... what are you talking about?
- Sasappis: [under his breath to Alberta] Not sure what's happening, but I am here for the drama.
- Alberta: Oh, I'm right there with you, Sass.
- Sasappis: Mm.
- Nigel Chessum: I'm talking about you and your lover. The Viking.
- Thorfinn: [all turn to Thorfinn] I mean, I think you're a great guy, Isaac...
- Isaac: [appalled] What? You think I'm with... that brute?
- Thorfinn: Hurtful.
- Nigel Chessum: But Jenkins said...
- Isaac: [interrupts] Jenkins told me that you got sucked off!
- Jay: [oblivious to the ghostly drama] What do you think, tacos for dinner?
- [Sam shushes]