Ghosts (TV Series)
Farnsby & B (2022)
Danielle Pinnock: Alberta Haynes
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Quotes
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Thorfinn : No, Jay is right, they are cursed. I know because... I cursed them myself.
Alberta : What are you talking about?
Thorfinn : When they first move in here, we tried haunting them out, and haunting fail, so to prevent the B and B from opening, I place Norse curse on them.
Pete : [mildly sarcastic] Sure, makes sense.
Thorfinn : Then bad things start to happen. Sam falls down the stairs, and the curse makes me light the gazebo on fire. Now, the opening approaches, the curse only grows stronger.
Trevor : Come on. Curses aren't real, right?
Alberta : We're stuck in an endless purgatory. We saw a guy go down on us a couple weeks ago.
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Nigel Chessum : [indignantly storms through the closed front door] Ah, there you are!
Isaac : [bewildered] Nigel! But how are you here? This doesn't make any sense. You got sucked off.
Nigel Chessum : You wish I got sucked off. So you and your bearded floozy could continue galivanting without my knowledge!
Sasappis : [perplexed] Www... what are you talking about?
Sasappis : [under his breath to Alberta] Not sure what's happening, but I am here for the drama.
Alberta : Oh, I'm right there with you, Sass.
Sasappis : Mm.
Nigel Chessum : I'm talking about you and your lover. The Viking.
Thorfinn : [all turn to Thorfinn] I mean, I think you're a great guy, Isaac...
Isaac : [appalled] What? You think I'm with... that brute?
Thorfinn : Hurtful.
Nigel Chessum : But Jenkins said...
Isaac : [interrupts] Jenkins told me that you got sucked off!
Jay : [oblivious to the ghostly drama] What do you think, tacos for dinner?
[Sam shushes]
