- Dr. Spencer Cheese: I stand by the exhibit. There was nothing lewd about it from a scientific point of you. I can show you. The Whiptail Lizard is essentially a parthenogenetic unisexual pseudocopulator. There are no males within the species making them essentially lizard lesbians. Liz-bians... if you will.
- Ricardo Lowe: I'm not Hispanic at all. My mother just loved the show "I Love Lucy" so she named me after Ricky. But trust me. I got off easy. My brothers are named Chachi and "The Beave."
- Bradley Goolsby: You might say that your last job was your greatest, your Sgt. Pepper if you will.
- Dr. Spencer Cheese: It was great, wasn't it?
- Bradley Goolsby: That said, would you be satisfied if the best was over and this was more of the Wings phase of your career?
- Dr. Spencer Cheese: First of all, this is a transitional job for me. I haven't even signed the contract. It's just something 'til I get back on my feet. And second of all, Bradley, Band on the Run was a great album. Say what you will about McCartney's wife.
- Bradley Goolsby: One-leg or cancer?
- Dr. Spencer Cheese: Cancer.