The Mentalist (TV Series)

Strawberries and Cream: Part 1 (2011)

Robin Tunney: Teresa Lisbon

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• Patrick Jane : If it's so cut and dry, why are you here?

  Teresa Lisbon : Them. The media. Director Bertram wanted a CBI presence here.

  Patrick Jane : Director Bertram. Let me ask you something: if Director Bertram wanted a CBI presense to jump off a cliff, would you and your CBI presense jump off that cliff?

  Teresa Lisbon : If there was overtime, sure.

• Patrick Jane : [Lisbon's wearing her bridesmaid's dress]  Whoa. Oh my.

  Teresa Lisbon : Van Pelt must die.

  Patrick Jane : No. No. No. No. You look good. This is - beautiful - like a princess, an angry little princess. Someone stole your tiara.

• Teresa Lisbon : [after LaRoche leaves]  God, I miss Hightower. Aside from the murder stuff obviously. Screw it. Even with the murder stuff. How does he just appear out of nowhere like that?

  Patrick Jane : He's a ghost - from the fifth dimension. Right, Rigsby?

  Wayne Rigsby : He's the boss. Not going there.

• Patrick Jane : No, you have two choices: disarm the bomb or die here with us.

  Teresa Lisbon : With me. Jane, you go now.

  Patrick Jane : Oh, I would if I could.

  Teresa Lisbon : GO!

• Teresa Lisbon : [Lisbon's got bomb vest strapped to her]  Uh does the lock have any wires attached to it? Er um...

  Patrick Jane : There's a bunch. That's not good, is it?

  Teresa Lisbon : Don't pick the lock!

• Kimball Cho : I'll call LaRoche.

  Teresa Lisbon : No. No. No. Don't!

  Kimball Cho : Why not? It's his case.

  Patrick Jane : We gotta get out of here now! Fix it with SAC PD we were never here.

• Teresa Lisbon : If I don't totally believe you, Red John probably doesn't either.

  Patrick Jane : If Red John wants me, He knows where to find me. I can't worrry about that

• Teresa Lisbon : [a cellphone is ringing]  What if - what if it triggers the bomb?

  Patrick Jane : We'll never know.

• Patrick Jane : If this doesn't turn out well, uh, I just - well, there's something I've wanted to tell you for a long time. You know, the moment never presented itself.

  Teresa Lisbon : Wait a minute now. You sure this is the right time?

  Patrick Jane : If not now, when?

  Teresa Lisbon : [Bursting in with weapon drawn]  DISARM THE BOMB!

• Teresa Lisbon : You listen to me. You tell me *right now* how to get this damn vest off, or God forgive me, I will kill you!

• Teresa Lisbon : This is beginning to look like a huge waste of time.

  Patrick Jane : Whenever you say that, success is just around the corner.