- [last lines]
- Dr. Gregory House: Home, sweet home. You owe me eighty seven bucks for gas.
- [pauses]
- Dr. Gregory House: I'll kill you - when the times comes - if you want me to... Do it now if you like... I've got a baseball bat in the back.
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: ...I'll see you Monday.
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: [Over the loudspeaker] There's another option.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: House, who's that?
- Dr. Gregory House: Radio.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: Sounded a lot like Thirteen.
- Dr. Gregory House: It's a Thirteen tribute band. With their new song "I have a better theory than Masters."
- Dr. Eric Foreman: [Taub is seeing someone] Where'd you meet her?
- Dr. Chris Taub: At the hospital.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: If it's Masters, just lie to me.
- Dr. Gregory House: You euthanized your brother. That guy back at the house was the doctor who wouldn't help you cover it up.
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: Guy back at the house is my cellmate's boyfriend. He cheated on her when she was inside.
- Dr. Gregory House: I was right about everything else.
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: Congratulations.
- Dr. Chris Taub: It's the new CNA in the third floor.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: The redhead? She's hot.
- Dr. Chris Taub: Yeah, and I'm seeing her again tomorrow night.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: I don't know how you do it. Is it the cute, harmless vibe, the self-deprecating humor, or just straight-up roofies?
- Dr. Chris Taub: If you're interested, I do seminars.
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: Then I was alone. And one day, I will be sick. And there will be no one there when it's time. I didn't... expect compassion from you. I would've taken commisseration. Hell, I would've taken revulsion. Any... emotional engagement at all. It's no wonder Cuddy broke up with you!
- Dr. Eric Foreman: House says he's going to be out for the next 3 days.
- Dr. Robert Chase: Sweet! If I make it straight to the airport, I can make Cabo before the last call.
- Dr. Gregory House: Junior year of High School you placed fourth in the West Virginia All County Science Fair. Your project: clean combustion.
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: Yeah. I also wore a training bra. Things have changed.
- Dr. Gregory House: Not that much.
- Dr. Gregory House: [to Thirteen] I have to admit, you have one of the best game faces I've ever seen - also one of the best game bodies.
- Martha Masters: This guy kept everything he ever came to into contact with. An interactive life history.
- Dr. Robert Chase: It's an indiscriminate pile of rubbish.
- Martha Masters: Well,for the most part, so are our lives.
- Dr. Gregory House: You know that I'm a doctor. Any interest I have in the human body is purely clinical.
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: Yeah, that line never works for me either.
- Dr. Gregory House: That line *always* works for you.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: Actually, I'm impressed. Messing around with a 22 year-old hottie with your wife on my sofa. You're a full throttle headcase.
- Dr. Chris Taub: I was doing you a solid with the sofa. Rachel wanted to do it in your bed. You've got the memory phone top.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: Let's make it really simple. If I own it, I don't want you doing it on it.
- Dr. Chris Taub: You... might want to get rid of your kitchen table... Look I'm sorry, but it was worth it.
- Harold Lam: [to House as he's about to fire his spud gun] Dumped in a field in Schenectady. OUCH! You mind if I make a move? I know she's out of my league, but she's at a spud gun contest with a soon-to-be 5 time runner up, so she's probably got some self-esteem issues.
- [House turns and face Lam]
- Harold Lam: You wouldn't.
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: [to the Team] Can I talk? She said that they never had kids, and you all *jumped* to infertility. You never considered the other option.
- [House ends the call]
- Dr. Gregory House: And the bitch is back!
- Rachel Taub: Last time you got all noble on me, we ended up dividing our dishes. This time I want to make the decision.
- Dr. Chris Taub: You don't feel weird about it?
- Rachel Taub: Of course I feel weird about this. It's confusing and messy, and dirty, dumb. But we spent our lives trying to do everything right. And it sucked.
- Dr. Chris Taub: It wasn't all bad.
- Rachel Taub: It sucked Chris. But this - whatever it is - is fun.
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: Thanks for not saying anything. I just need time to...
- Dr. Gregory House: I didn't do it for you. Some puzzles are just too good to share.
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: What's this really all about, House? As convincing as I find your deep devotion to vegetable trajectory.
- Dr. Gregory House: First of all it's a tubor. And you're just jealous because your potatoe related plans are more of a serving up fries variety. You did time. Means your license is suspended. Means your leave of absence is definitely indefinite. What exactly are you going back to?
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: You know I'm actually kind of hurt that you don't know what I did. I'm not worth bribbing a court official or hacking into Police files?
- Dr. Gregory House: Where's the fun in that?
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: You could've at least hired Cuddy's weird boyfriend.
- Dr. Gregory House: Lucas?
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: Mmm hmm.
- Dr. Gregory House: You don't know?
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: What? Is he dead or something?
- Dr. Gregory House: No... Actually until a couple weeks ago, *I* was Cuddy's weird boyfriend.
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: Ha! You're going to have to do a lot better than that.
- [Long pause, Thirteen realizes what House meant]
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: Are you okay?
- Dr. Gregory House: Yeah, I'm fine. It's not a big deal.
- Dr. Gregory House: So, what did you do?
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: No more guessing?
- Dr. Gregory House: I need to know. I could make some phone calls, see if we can speed up your medical board hearing. In the meantime, no one can stop me from hiring an assistant.
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: You were right this morning. I met a guy at a coffee shop, we went back to my place, and he ODed.
- Dr. Gregory House: Damn. Could've saved myself a job offer.
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: We both acted like idiots. And I ended up doing time.
- Dr. Gregory House: Guess he did more.
- Martha Masters: There has to be some kind of inciting psychological incident.
- Dr. Robert Chase: This is perfect for you. You get all the human interaction you crave without any actual human interaction.
- Martha Masters: She was a cheerleader. Hah.
- Dr. Robert Chase: You know, when you're interested in something and nobody else is, the polite thing is to keep it to yourself.
- Martha Masters: Popular, beautiful, gregarious.
- Dr. Robert Chase: Hydrogen sulphide is about two parts per billion, the the size of healthy fart. I'll be back for you in July.
- Dr. Gregory House: So, what did you do?
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: You figured out I was in jail, but you don't know why?
- Dr. Gregory House: I've been busy.
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: Excessive prescribing.
- Dr. Gregory House: Not that busy. I know that you pled down to excessive prescribing. My question was, "What did you do?"
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: [surprised] You're married?
- Dr. Gregory House: You're gone so long.
- Dr. Gregory House: [Thirteen looks at House with a sly smile] Green card.
- Dr. Chris Taub: No electric. No gas either. It's cold in here.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: The good thing is, I've found a guy who makes you look like a good roommate.
- Dr. Chris Taub: Haha. Maybe hoarding is a symptom.
- Dr. Gregory House: Didn't know you were a Jehovah's Witness.
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: Yeah, the weak lost faith when Christ didn't return in '75, but I still believe.