- Linkara: And she's the niece of Sherlock Holmes!... Wait, does that mean Mycroft Holmes had a daughter?... Why am I thinking about this?
- Linkara: I'm only on page FOUR. This comic is FORTY-EIGHT PAGES LONG. Expect a lot of crying in this episode.
- Linkara: Looks like a nuclear explosion occurs, and for a second, there's that fleeting hope that maybe they're all dead and the comic's over. Especially when I see that one of the sound effects is "poop!"
- Linkara: Why does it feel like I could be doing something more useful with my time than reviewing this? Like watching grass grow? During winter?