My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

A Bird in the Hoof (2011)

Ashleigh Ball: Applejack, Rainbow Dash

Quotes 

• Rainbow Dash : [to two guards who are guarding the door to Sugarcube Corner, where Princess Celestia is visiting]  So... what do I have to do to get to be one of the Princess's royal guards, anyway?

  [silence] 

  Rainbow Dash : Is the pay good?

  [silence] 

  Rainbow Dash : Hellooo! Anybody home?

  [makes a bunch of faces and noises at them; they don't react] 

  Rainbow Dash : Ooh, you're good.

  [silence] 

  Rainbow Dash : Too good. I'm bored.

  [she dashes inside and they don't stop her] 

• Princess Celestia : And I do appreciate that your heart was in the right place, child. But all you had to do was ask me and I could have told you Philomena was a phoenix and saved you all this trouble.

  Fluttershy : I know. I shouldn't have jumped to conclusions. Next time I'll ask before taking matters into my own hooves.

  Twilight Sparkle : Should I write you a letter about that lesson, Princess?

  Princess Celestia : No, that's quite all right. I think I can remember.

  Fluttershy : [admiring Philomena flying around]  It's beautiful. Thank you, Philomena. No hard feelings.

  Rainbow Dash : [whispers to Philomena, about Celestia's stoic guards]  Hey, you know what you should do? You should go over there and tickle them!