My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

A Dog and Pony Show (2011)

Ashleigh Ball: Applejack, Rainbow Dash

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Quotes 

• Twilight Sparkle : Spike, can you breathe now?

  Spike : Yes... *pant* I think so.

  Twilight Sparkle : Good. Now tell us what you know.

  Rainbow Dash : Yeah. Cause all you said earlier was...

  Spike : [flashback]  Aaaah! Rarity... woods... jewels... dogs... hole... taken... SAVE HER!

  Applejack : [flashback over]  Not a whole lot to go on there, Sport.

• Sir Spike : [Spike imagines himself as a manly hero come to rescue Rarity]  I shall save you. Show yourselves, dogs! You, curs! Hah. There you are, you mingy mutts.

  Rover the Diamond Dog : Who are you calling mutts? Unleash the hounds!

  [Sir Spike fights them off] 

  Sir Spike : Now, where is Lady Rarity?

  Princess Rarity : Oh, Spike! I knew you would save me!

  Sir Spike : Nothing could stop me, my lady.

  Princess Rarity : Oho, Spike. You are my... hero.

  [they begin to smooch] 

  Applejack : [Spike's imagination ends, and with his eyes closed, Applejack is right near him]  Whoa-ho there, lover boy.

• [last lines] 

  Pinkie Pie : I can't believe you got all these gems!

  Rainbow Dash : Heh. I can't believe you tricked all those dogs.

  Rarity : Just because I'm a lady doesn't mean I cannot handle myself in a sticky situation. I had them wrapped around my hoof the entire time.

  Twilight Sparkle : I can't wait to write to Princess Celestia to tell her what you taught me today.

  Rarity : Me? What did I teach you?

  Twilight Sparkle : Just because some pony is ladylike doesn't make her weak. In fact, by using her wits a seemingly defenseless pony can be the one who outsmarts and outshines them all.

  Spike : [while munching on some gems]  Hm... "Outshines" is right. Now you have enough gems to cover Sapphire Shores' costumes.

  Rarity : Not if you eat them all, Spike.

• Applejack : [the Diamond Dog mooks have all jumped on the back of Applejack and her friends and tied rope bridles around their mouths]  Ho, doggies. If you can take this bull by the horns, you better be ready for a ride. Come on, ponies! Kick 'em up, kick 'em out. Buck 'em up, buck 'em down.

  [They all begin to buck the Dogs around] 

• Spike : [bursts into the cave-room with the other five ponies]  Lady Rarity, I'm here to save you!

  [Dogs' screams: Please, take us! Make it Stop! Please!, ect] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Excuse me?

  Spot the Diamond Dog : So picky.

  Fido : And critical.

  Spot the Diamond Dog : She won't stop talking.

  Fido : And crying.

  Rover : We, uh, give her back. Yes.

  Spike : Rarity! You're safe!

  Rarity : Why, yes. Hello, girls. You are just in time to assist me.

  Applejack : Assist you with what?

  Rarity : With those.

  [points to six mine carts filled with gems] 

  Spike : You're letting us leave with all these... jewels?

  Rover : Yes. Take them. And her with them.

  Spot the Diamond Dog : Please!

• Applejack : [worried]  Heavens to betsy! Now, I'm used to pickin' myself up and dustin' myself off, but Rarity won't even touch mud 'less it's imported.

  Twilight Sparkle : [also worried]  Oh, Rarity...

  [the Mane 5 imagines what Rarity was enduring] 

  Rarity : Oh, woe is me! Whatever shall I do? Ah! Dirt, dirt! Get away, dirt! Oh! Make it stop, make it stop! Ah! Filthy, disgusting dirt. It stings, it burns. Help! Oh, some pony save me, save me!

  [the Mane 5's imagination ends, as they are worried about Rarity] 

  Applejack : We gotta save her.

  Fluttershy : But they blocked up all the holes.