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Coach Bobby Finstock : So, Stiles: great kid, zero ability to focus, super-smart, never takes advantage of his talents...
Sheriff Stilinski : What do you mean?
Coach Bobby Finstock : Well for his final question on his midterm exam, he detailed the entire history of the male circumcision.
Sheriff Stilinski : Well, I mean, it does have historical significance, right? I mean...
Coach Bobby Finstock : I teach Economics.
Sheriff Stilinski : Ah, crap.
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Coach Bobby Finstock : Stiles, that's right. I thought "Stiles" was his last name.
Sheriff Stilinski : His last name is "Stilinski."
Coach Bobby Finstock : You named your kid "Stiles Stilinski"?
Sheriff Stilinski : No, that's just what he likes to be called.
Coach Bobby Finstock : Oh. Well, I like to be called "cupcake" - What is his first name?
[the Sheriff writes it down]
Coach Bobby Finstock : Wow, that's a form of child abuse. I don't - I don't even know how to pronounce that.
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Sheriff Stilinski : I'm carrying a lethal weapon: if I want the curly fries, I will have the curly fries.
Stiles : If you think getting rid of contractions in all your sentences makes your argument any more legitimate, you ARE wrong.