House M.D. (TV Series)
Out of the Chute (2011)
Jesse Spencer: Dr. Robert Chase
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Quotes
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Carnell : House...
Dr. Gregory House : I like you, Carnell.
[phone rings]
Dr. Gregory House : Don't ruin it.
[picks up a phone]
Dr. Gregory House : Stinky feet, could point to diabetes, athlete's foot or gangrene. Pick one.
Carnell : No!
Dr. Chris Taub : Uh, none. None of those cause bloody sputum or disappearing masses.
Carnell : No, no, no! No! You are going to kill her.
Dr. Gregory House : Don't do that Carnell. They might get the idea that I'm shooting at a hooker. Fungal infection causes ulceration between the toes. Bleeding can be from recurring abscesses that appear to be recurring masses.
Martha Masters : Symptoms in the head or feet mean the infection would have to be in the heart or the brain.
Dr. Chris Taub : I say we start by looking in the heart because looking at his brain with a metal plate is problematic.
Dr. Robert Chase : So is MRI-ing his heart. He's got a seven centimeter conductive metal rod holding his rib together.
Dr. Eric Foreman : It'll rip him in two.
Dr. Gregory House : No, it'll just feel like it's ripping him in two, which is much better.
Dr. Chris Taub : We could minimize the damage by injecting ice-water into his abdominal cavity.
Carnell : No! Please, no!
[House shoots an arrow and Carnell finds an arrow sticking Sarah's body, bleeding]
Carnell : Oh, God!
Dr. Gregory House : Opps. Got to go.
Carnell : Call an ambulance!
Dr. Gregory House : Why?
Carnell : What do you mean, why! She's hurt!
Dr. Gregory House : She doesn't look hurt.
[Sarah starts laughing]
Carnell : No, you didn't.
Dr. Gregory House : Yes, we did.
Carnell : [Sarah shows the trick] You're an ass.
Dr. Gregory House : Okay, go get me General Patton's Colt .45. The one with two notches.
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Martha Masters : It wasn't *that* ridiculous a theory.
Dr. Gregory House : Great theory. It's a ridiculous test. You can't give a standard balance test to a champion bull rider. If you're gonna test Superman's strength, you need a bigger bar bell. Find one, make him lift it. Then call me and tell me how high it got... And tell Cuddy spying is for cowards.
[Ends the call]
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Just keep me posted.
Dr. Eric Foreman , Dr. Robert Chase : I will.
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Martha Masters : Wait. I understand the booze and hookers, but why vicodin?
Dr. Robert Chase : [Everyone stares at Masters] Wow. You *really* don't have any friends in here, do you?