Mass Effect 3 (2012 Video Game)
Jeff Page: Conrad Verner, Additional Voices
Quotes
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Commander Shepard - Male : This place seems hard pressed for supplies. I think I saw some guys fighting over a thermal clip.
Conrad Verner : A what?
Commander Shepard - Male : A thermal clip. They keep weapons from overheating. Sorry, it was a joke.
Conrad Verner : Wait, where did these thermal clips come from? I thought weapons cooled down.
Commander Shepard - Male : They used to. After the Geth attack a few years back, we switched to thermal clips.
Conrad Verner : Well, that sounds like a major step backward.
Commander Shepard - Male : It lets the gun fire with more power, and soldiers can pop in a new clip instead of waiting for the gun to cool.
Conrad Verner : Fine, sure. You can still wait for the gun to cool on its own though, right?
Commander Shepard - Male : Well, no. The in-gun cooling tech was sacrificed to make room for the thermal clips.
Conrad Verner : Okay that's just... you might as well be going back to limited ammunition.
Commander Shepard - Male : It's not ammunition, Conrad.
Conrad Verner : I just don't think it's a very good idea.
Commander Shepard - Male : I'll be sure to let every military organization in the galaxy know that.
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Commander Shepard - Male : Conrad, do you even have a wife?
Conrad Verner : Oh yes! Yes, yes, yes... Well... no. But see...
Commander Shepard - Male : Conrad, if you have some kind of weird shrine of me, I will be *very* unhappy.
Conrad Verner : It's just a poster and a few candles. It's very tasteful.