Mass Effect 3 (2012 Video Game)
Courtenay Taylor: Jack
Quotes
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Javik : You there. Tattooed human. I would like to touch you.
Jack : I'm not nearly drunk enough for that.
Javik : You then, shuttle pilot? How about you?
Lieutenant Steve Cortez : Um... Why's Javik getting all touchy-feely?
Jack : Hey, Collector-looking asshole, maybe go touch yourself?
Javik : That does not happen until the end of the party.
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Jack : You're a spoiled, rich girl cheerleader!
Miranda Lawson : Victim!
Jack : Test-tube clone princess!
Miranda Lawson : I think it's past your bedtime.
Jack : Ohh... Did I hit a nerve? I didn't get to read *your* psyche profile.
Commander Shepard - Male : Ladies, I see we've all gotten enough to drink.
Jack : Relax, Shepard. I'm not gonna smear the walls with her this time.
Miranda Lawson : And I couldn't possibly think of something worse to do to her than *that* haircut.
Jack : Hey, Cheerleader, my haircut and I've been fighting brutes and marauders on the frontlines of this war. Meanwhile, you got your big, bubbly, butt kicked by some guy with a *sword*!
Miranda Lawson : You see, Shepard? Best of friends.
Commander Shepard - Male : Honestly, I thought it might help if you two just kissed and got it over with.
Miranda Lawson : What?
Commander Shepard - Male : I mean, this is all just sexual tension, right? Two powerful biotics, forceful personalities, confident in their sexuality.
Jack : ...You're shitting me!
Miranda Lawson : Oh, god.
Jack : You're a horrible person, Shepard! I need another drink.
Miranda Lawson : Get me one too. No ice.
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Tali'Zorah vas Normandy : 67: holmium. Very reactive, very magnetic!
Garrus Vakarian : You know, turian parties don't usually end with someone reciting the elements.
Lieutenant Samantha Traynor : 68: erbium. Atomic weight: 167 and change!
Tali'Zorah vas Normandy : Right, my turn. 69...
Jack : In your dreams!
Tali'Zorah vas Normandy : What? I don't get it.
Lieutenant Samantha Traynor : I'll explain later.
Garrus Vakarian : It's thulium in case anyone cared. Turians have trace amounts of it in our skin. Protects us from solar radiation.
Tali'Zorah vas Normandy : Nerrrrrrrrd!
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Jeff 'Joker' Moreau : Hey, Jack, now that you're military, you gonna wear a uniform? Or are you just getting the officer's bars tattooed on?
Jack : Screw you, f... flight lieutenant.
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau : Uh... what the hell was that?
Kahlee Sanders : Jack promised to watch her language in order to maintain the necessary professionalism we need from our teachers.
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau : What, does she have a swear jar or something? 'Cause I'll bet if we emptied that thing, we could afford another cruiser.
Jack : Cover your ears, kids. Hey, Joker, f-
[scene cuts away]
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Commander Shepard - Male : I'll see you on the other side
Jack : Don't get killed dumbass! When this is over... I'm getting laid...
Commander Shepard - Male : I love you too.
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Jack : [On being a teacher for biotic students] And apparently the students respond well to my teaching methods.
Ensign Prangley : The psychotic biotic!
Ensign Rodriquez : "I will destroy you!"
Jack : Drink your juice, Rodriquez. You couldn't destroy wet tissue paper.
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Jack : Hey EDI, nice body. Now you look like a sexbot instead of a sex toy.
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Jack : All right, amp check! Prangley, those fields were weak! Cerberus isn't going to lie down out of pity like that girl you took to prom.
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Miranda Lawson : You are growing, despite everything Cerberus did to you. I find that... extremely admirable.
Jack : Wow, thanks. I still really hate you, but you have fantastic tits.
Miranda Lawson : [chuckles] All right. I can live with that.