Mass Effect 3 (2012 Video Game)

Steven Barr: Urdnot Wrex

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• Mordin Solus : Thresher maw getting closer!

  Urdnot Wrex : Tell me something I don't know!

  Mordin Solus : Metal in truck an excellent iron supplement for maw's diet!

• [If Shepard is in a relationship with Liara] 

  Urdnot Wrex : And Shepard - I like what you've done with the Normandy. Got tired of hanging around the cargo bay before. I still don't have a window like Liara does... but maybe that's because I don't kiss as well.

• Urdnot Wrex : I appreciate the assist, Garrus.

  Garrus Vakarian : Figured you'd gone soft sitting on your throne. Forgot how to hold a gun.

  Javik : He wouldn't be king then, would he?

  Urdnot Wrex : Who's that?

  Commander Shepard - Male : He's a prothean.

  Urdnot Wrex : Sometimes I'm not sure if the Normandy's a war ship or a travelling freak show.

• [Mordin sacrificed his life to cure the genophage] 

  Urdnot Wrex : Too bad about Mordin, though.

  Commander Shepard - Male : He wouldn't have had it any other way. And I'm sure wherever he is... he's putting in a good word for us.

  Urdnot Wrex : We'll name one of the kids after him... maybe a girl.

• Urdnot Wrex : Now we can get back to doing what krogan do best: saving everyone else from giant monsters.

• Urdnot Wrex : [over the intercom]  I'll assume you didn't know about this. My good friend wouldn't hide the fact that his people planted a doomsday bomb on my planet, right?

  Garrus Vakarian : Wrex, I was just as much in the dark as you. Honest.

  Urdnot Wrex : [laughs]  That's all I needed to hear. Just making you sweat, Garrus. Wasn't sure you could - you're always so calm.

  Garrus Vakarian : I'd be happy to give Krogan some lessons on relaxing.

  Urdnot Wrex : And we'd be happy to feed you to a thresher maw. Wrex out.

• Urdnot Wrex : When the rachni laid waste to the galaxy two-thousand years ago, when all seemed lost and the end was near, one word delivered the killer blow. One word drove the monsters back into the abyss, and one word delivered death to an enemy none dared fight. And that word was, "KROGAN"! And today, the krogan rise again. Today, we forge a new path and join the galaxy as allies in victory. Today, we win our future!

• Urdnot Wrex : [while fighting on the Normandy]  Ha ha ha ha! I always wanted to do this!

  Commander Shepard - Male : You always wanted to have a firefight on the CiC of my ship?

  Urdnot Wrex : And it isn't even my *birthday*!

• Urdnot Wrex : Now we can get back to doing what krogan do best - saving everyone else from giant monsters.

  Garrus Vakarian : Never going to let us forget about the Rachni Wars, are you?

  Urdnot Wrex : Last time I was at the Citadel, I didn't see a turian statue in your honor.

• Urdnot Wrex : Hell of a showdown back there on Sur'Kesh. Just like the old days, right down to me pulling your ass out of the fire.

  Commander Shepard - Female : I was the one with bullets flying at me!

  Urdnot Wrex : And I gave you the moral support to dodge them.

• Urdnot Wrex : I AM URDNOT WREX AND THIS IS MY PLANET!

• Urdnot Wrex : Damn it, out of all of the Turians out there, I had to make friends with one who thinks he's funny.

  Garrus Vakarian : Well how do you think I feel? I'm supposed to hate you, but instead you warmed my heart with your winning personality.

  Urdnot Wrex : I could throw a few Salarians off a cliff if it'll make you feel better.

• Commander Shepard clone - Female : Now, if you'll excuse me, the Normandy needs its captain. So... I should go.

  Maya Brooks - Citadel DLC : Farewell, Commander. I guess this is where "legends" go to die.

  Urdnot Wrex : Refresh my memory: Didn't we used to win these things back in the old days?

  Commander Shepard - Female : She said, "I should go." Do I sound like that?

  Urdnot Wrex : As long as I've known you, yeah.

  Tali'Zorah vas Normandy : Shouldn't we be worrying about the impenetrable vault we've been sealed inside forever?

  Commander Shepard - Female : How come nobody told me this before? I'm open to feedback here.

  Urdnot Wrex : Well, I thought all humans said it, like some weird Earth custom or something.

• Urdnot Wrex : I'm gonna go see if the Quarians have anything to eat. All that Turian food gave me the runs.

• Urdnot Wrex : Tuchanka may be a pile of radioactive rubble, but its *our* pile, and we'll fight to the last krogan to keep it that way?

  Dr. Liara T'Soni : That's what I always liked about you, Wrex.

  Urdnot Wrex : My smoldering good looks?

• Urdnot Wrex : I prefer my salarian liver served raw!

  [the salarian soldiers glare at Wrex] 

  Javik : He is correct. It was a... delicacy in our cycle.

• Urdnot Wrex : I prefer my salarian liver served raw!

  [the salarian soldiers glare at Wrex] 

  Garrus Vakarian : I hear vorcha prefer it grilled.

• Urdnot Grunt : The Prothean here wants to know who would win in a fight between me and Wrex.

  Zaeed Massani : You gotta admit Shepard, it's a good question.

  Commander Shepard - Male : It *is* a good question.

  Urdnot Wrex : No, it isn't. Baby pyjak here wouldn't stand a chance.

  Urdnot Grunt : Don't listen to this old fossil. The only thing he could defeat is a glass of warm milk.

  Urdnot Wrex : Ha! I got head lice bigger than you, Junior.

• Commander Shepard - Female : Back on Sur'Kesh, it looked like the female Krogan could hold her own.

  Urdnot Wrex : Our females don't lack for spirit. For males, a good show of force usually sorts things out. But women like to talk about it... then, think about it...

  [sighs] 

  Urdnot Wrex : then talk about it some more... no offence.

  Commander Shepard - Female : Believe it or not, we sometimes have good ideas, Wrex. You should try listening.

  Urdnot Wrex : Yeah, but our women have so many of them... so sometimes I pretend to listen, and... well, let's just say Krogan females have tempers too.

• Urdnot Wrex : Okay Shepard, I raised the hammers. You have to activate both of them. My advice is avoid the giant laser.

• Urdnot Wrex : Ever since we cured the genophage, it's been nothing but work.

  Commander Shepard - Female : Council been riding you?

  Urdnot Wrex : Bah! Not those pyjak shit-slingers. No, it's the... it's the females, Shepard. Now that they're fertile again... Ugh, I haven't slept in... I don't know how long.

  Bartender : Can I get you two anything?

  Urdnot Wrex : Two more drinks, and another bag of ice.

  Commander Shepard - Female : I would've thought you'd be enjoying the... perks of krogan fertility.

  Urdnot Wrex : Enjoying it? There's a line of females outside my dwelling right now! Stretches on as far as you can see. I had to sneak out my own bathroom window!

• Commander Shepard - Female : Wrex...

  Urdnot Wrex : Shepard.

  Commander Shepard - Female : [Wrex punches a Citadel guard out of his way]  Commander Shepard: What are you doing?

  Urdnot Wrex : I know what you did.

  Dalatrass Linron : [Wrex plays an intercepted communication between Dalatrass Linron and Commander Shepard]  We can provide you our very best scientist to build the crucible... and the full support of our fleets.

  Commander Shepard - Female : If I sabotage the cure.

  Dalatrass Linron : Think about it, Commander. The choice is yours.

  Commander Shepard - Female : Where did you get that?

  Urdnot Wrex : Mordin wasn't my only source in STG.

  Urdnot Wrex : Or did you think I was as dumb as my brother Wreav?

  Urdnot Wrex : What have you done?

  Commander Shepard - Female : [Evil Option Selected]  The other krogan aren't like you Wrex. They live for war. I couldn't take that chance.

  Urdnot Wrex : It's war you're worried about? Well it starts right now!

  Urdnot Wrex : And before you die I want you to know I'm calling off our support for Earth! If my people go exctinct, so do yours!

  Commander Shepard - Female : It doesn't have to be this way, Wrex!

  [Commander Bailey takes notice and grabs an Assault rifle, Accompanied by a turian guard] 

  Urdnot Wrex : It should've been this way back on virmire! But I made the misstake of trusting you - believing you were my friend! I was a fool!

  [Renegade option ignored] 

  Urdnot Wrex : I say every human can burn in hell now - and you'll be there to greet them!

  Commander Armando Bailey : [Commander Bailey comes up behind Wrex]  Take him down!

  Urdnot Wrex : [Wrex ends up against a window]  I know... what you... did... Shepard.

  [Renegade option ignored] 

  Commander Armando Bailey : What the hell pissed him off?

  Commander Shepard - Female : [Evil option selected]  I don't know. He just went crazy.

  Commander Armando Bailey : Yeah, Krogan can do that. Genophage makes them screwy. Nothing to live for, so they just... snap.

  Commander Armando Bailey : Well, whatever. Just another mess to clean up now.

  Commander Armando Bailey : [Commander Bailey over intercom]  All right people, let's get to it!

  Commander Armando Bailey : And let the morgue know we've got another delivery coming. Probably to big for a coffin - might have to space this one.

• Commander Shepard - Male : Legends can be good or bad. Which are we?

  Maya Brooks - Citadel DLC : You're the kind that people look up to. The kind they owe their lives to.

  Urdnot Wrex : Then how come everyone's always shooting at us?

  Tali'Zorah vas Normandy : I think it's mostly you, Wrex. The bigger the target, the bigger the, uh... target.

  Urdnot Wrex : You're saying I've gained weight?

  Dr. Liara T'Soni : It just means there's more of the legend to love.

• [before a firefight] 

  Urdnot Wrex : You ready?

  Dr. Liara T'Soni : Absolutely.

  Urdnot Wrex : No worrying? No emotional concerns? You've grown up, T'Soni.

  Dr. Liara T'Soni : Well, I recently discovered that I'm one-quarter krogan.

  Urdnot Wrex : Ha! I knew there was a reason I liked you.

• [Joker challenges Cortez to a drinking contest] 

  Lieutenant Steve Cortez : You're in for a rough time, Moreau. Vega and I are neck-and-neck when it comes to holding liquor.

  Jeff 'Joker' Moreau : Oh, yeah? Here we go, shot one.

  [Cortez takes the shot] 

  Lieutenant Steve Cortez : Ugh! What the hell is that? Tastes like the north end of a southbound goat!

  Garrus Vakarian : Bad move, Cortez. He wanted the duel, and he also picked the weapon.

  Jeff 'Joker' Moreau : I brought my own batch, bro! Three parts horse choker and one part antiseptic mouthwash.

  Lieutenant Steve Cortez : That's not even a drink!

  Jeff 'Joker' Moreau : And yet here are our second shots... unless you wanna give up?

  Urdnot Wrex : Ah, this is all over. I'm gonna find a gun and let a few rounds off.

  Javik : I am sober enough. I will join you.

  Jeff 'Joker' Moreau : Have fun, try not to kill the neighbors. Cortez?

  Lieutenant Steve Cortez : [sighs]  Gimme your damn horse choker.

  [takes the shot] 

  Lieutenant Steve Cortez : Mother of God, you are going nowhere near the shooting range, just make it stop!

  Jeff 'Joker' Moreau : Yeah, I think we're done here.

• Urdnot Wrex : All right, everyone. Uncle Urdnot is back in town, and he brought the boom!

  Commander Shepard - Male : Is that a catch phrase or something, Wrex?

  Urdnot Wrex : Thought I'd try it out, see what you think!

  Tali'Zorah vas Normandy : Try again!

• Urdnot Wrex : [Seeing Elijah Khan's dead body]  Hm. You got me dressed up like this and someone else got to do the shooting. Wrex not happy.

• Urdnot Wrex : Hell of a party! Almost as good as krogan do it. Doesn't count unless the host dies at the end.

• Urdnot Wrex : You been practising with that shotgun? Still remember the fast-reloading trick I showed you?

  Tali'Zorah vas Normandy : You know, I've taken care of myself for the past few years.

  Urdnot Wrex : I know. I'm old and I worry, even though my favorite quarian's all grown up and killing Reapers.

  Tali'Zorah vas Normandy : You're like the crazy head-butting uncle I never had.

• Commander Shepard - Male : What's the best way into the Archives?

  Maya Brooks - Citadel DLC : The facility is located below the Wards. Maybe a direct breach for maximum surprise?

  Commander Shepard - Male : I like it. Sounds like you're learning the ropes.

  Lieutenant Steve Cortez : Hell, hang out with us long enough, and you'll learn ropes, knives, bombs, thresher maws...

  Urdnot Wrex : But don't hang out too long, or pretty soon you'll be making friends with asari.

  Dr. Liara T'Soni : I heard that.