Geek Charming (2011 TV Movie)
Sarah Hyland: Dylan Schoenfield
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Quotes
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Dylan Schoenfield : [splattered with food] You... you GEEK! This is designer!
Josh Rosen : No, it's tuna noodle casserole.
Dylan Schoenfield : You are so gah-ross!
Josh Rosen : "Gross" is just one syllable.
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Josh Rosen : [at clothes shopping emporium] So this is what you do after school?
Dylan Schoenfield : Shopping improves the economy.
Josh Rosen : Oh. How... thoughtful.
Dylan Schoenfield : I know, right? I care.
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Dylan Schoenfield : [rusty VW Golf made up of spare parts] This is yours? And it runs? On real gas?
Josh Rosen : She's a little old.
Dylan Schoenfield : Old? This thing is, like, prehistoric. You know, somewhere a caveman is missing his car.
[waits for him to open door:]
Dylan Schoenfield : Hello?
[he does]
Dylan Schoenfield : Thank you.
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Dylan Schoenfield : Lola and Hannah see me as their leader, and a leader should never show weakness. That would be tres mauvais - that's French for "ew."
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Josh Rosen : Like, shocker: not everyone's into the same things you are?
Dylan Schoenfield : I find that hard to believe.
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Dylan Schoenfield : So, is your car gonna start this time or...?
Josh Rosen : The fun is in the mystery.
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Dylan Schoenfield : "Real" is overrated.
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Dylan Schoenfield : I can't believe that popular people like me are forced to share the same air space as nerd herders like you!
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Dylan Schoenfield : Popularity is contagious.
Josh Rosen : What, like a cold?
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Josh Rosen : So, Populars only hang with Populars?
Dylan Schoenfield : Cats don't hang with dogs, right?
Josh Rosen : Really? THAT'S your argument?
Dylan Schoenfield : It's better this way. If everyone stays with their own group, there's no chance for misunderstandings.
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Josh Rosen : Why so determined to be Blossom Queen?
Dylan Schoenfield : Because it's the best way to ensure lifelong popularity.
Josh Rosen : Aren't you already popular?
Dylan Schoenfield : Let me ask you this: does Sunshine Lemonade advertise?
Josh Rosen : Yeah, they have the commercial with the waterskiing penguins.
Lola : Oh, I like the penguins!
[catches herself and clams up uncomfortably]
Dylan Schoenfield : Sunshine is already number one. They don't need to advertise but they do to STAY number one. Get it?
Josh Rosen : Got it.
Dylan Schoenfield : Good.
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Dylan Schoenfield : [selecting ultra-high heels] Hate it, have it, have it, have it, have it, hate it, I'll try some on just for fun.
Josh Rosen : So, how many pairs of shoes do you need?
Dylan Schoenfield : One pair for each day of the year. Why? How many pairs do you own?
Josh Rosen : You're looking at them.
[his shoes are those that got sodden and stained in the mall fountain]
Dylan Schoenfield : Clearly. Totes tragique.
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Alan Schoenfield : Well, sweetie, what do you think? Should I turn this place into a Sparkles Cupcakes or Accessories Barn?
Dylan Schoenfield : Dad, anyone who buys their accessories in a barn is totes tragique. I vote for Cupcakes, it gives it more of a glam factor.
Alan Schoenfield : And that's why you're my top advisor.
[cell phone beeps]
Alan Schoenfield : You know what? I'm gonna have to head back to the office for a late meeting.
Dylan Schoenfield : Whatevs. Oh, I need to borrow your marketing team.
Alan Schoenfield : Marketing team? Why?
Dylan Schoenfield : Blossom Queen. It's essential. I need signs, brochures, headshots.
Alan Schoenfield : Oh, well, absolutely not.
Dylan Schoenfield : But Nicole Paterson has the whole varsity and JV football team making posters for her campaign.
Alan Schoenfield : Yes, and you have ingenuity. If you wanna win, you have to do this on your own. You're a smart girl. You gotta pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
[kisses her, and as he leaves, talks on cellphone:]
Alan Schoenfield : Yes, this is Alan.
Dylan Schoenfield : [back at home, by herself] Bootstraps? What does that even mean? Uh, hello, boots have zippers. I should know, I tried on seventeen pairs at Shoes Unlimited last week, and none of the sixteen pairs I bought had straps.
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Dylan Schoenfield : [re Serge Sanchez, her named handbag] It's imported leather.
Lola : Imported from where?
Dylan Schoenfield : Somewhere foreign with lots of shipping costs. Duh?
Hannah : Yeah, probably Italy. Duh?
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Dylan Schoenfield : My Serge Sanchez!
Josh Rosen : You named your purse?
[she makes a grab for it, but he pulls it away]
Josh Rosen : Not so fast! I have a proposal for you.
Dylan Schoenfield : Whatever it is, the answer is N-O, spells "no way."
[looks back at her friends, giggles]
Josh Rosen : Can I at least propose the proposal first?
[she exhales irritatedly]
Josh Rosen : I want you to star in my movie for the film festival.
Dylan Schoenfield : Oh! What? Star? Oh, what's it all... What's it about?
Josh Rosen : You. Your life. You know, what it's like to be popular and run for Blossom Queen.
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Dylan Schoenfield : [to Amy] I don't know what to say. Which you know never happens to me.
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Dylan Schoenfield : [crowned Blossom Queen] Oh! Recently a documentary was made about me and I know some of you may have seen it. Um... I would like to give you all an update.
[tearfully:]
Dylan Schoenfield : I was wrong about that cats and dogs stuff.
[exhales]
Dylan Schoenfield : Popularity isn't about having everyone know about who you are or what you're wearing or
[exhales]
Dylan Schoenfield : even winning Blossom Queen.
[sniffles]
Dylan Schoenfield : Popularly is about having real friends who like you for you. Not faux ones who ditch you because a better offer came along, or bailed on you because you became single and didn't have a date to Spring Formal any more.
[Lola and Hannah share guilty looks]
Dylan Schoenfield : It's about real friends.
[Amy smiles happily]
Dylan Schoenfield : Who you can count on. Even if it's been, like, forever and they have pink hair and stuff.
[giggles, as does Amy]
Dylan Schoenfield : Friends who might not always be into the same things you are, but will always be there to share an everything-but-the-kitchen-sink sundae. It's not about being popular...
[shakes her head]
Dylan Schoenfield : or a geek. It's about being around people who make you happy.
[nods]
Dylan Schoenfield : Like how I feel about Josh Rosen.
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Dylan Schoenfield : [on dance-floor] Oh.
[chuckles]
Dylan Schoenfield : Hi.
Josh Rosen : [smiles] Hi.
Dylan Schoenfield : You won Film Festival.
Josh Rosen : You won Blossom Queen.
Dylan Schoenfield : [shakes her head] I couldn't have done it without you.
Josh Rosen : Same here.
Dylan Schoenfield : Amy showed me the whole movie.
Josh Rosen : Oh, you finally called it "the movie."
Dylan Schoenfield : [smiles] Our movie.
Josh Rosen : [smiles] So, does it have a happy ending?
Dylan Schoenfield : [shakes her head] You tell me.
[they kiss happily]