My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)
Bridle Gossip (2010)
Cathy Weseluck: Spike
Quotes
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Spike : [Commenting on the effects of the Poison Joke plant] This is hilarious! Look at all of you! We got Hairity
[Rarity,]
Spike : Rainbow Crash
[Rainbow Dash,]
Spike : Spittie Pie
[Pinkie Pie,]
Spike : Appleteeny
[Applejack,]
Spike : Flutterguy
[Fluttershy]
Spike : and, uh,
[trying to think of a nickname for Twilight Sparkle]
Spike : I got nothing.
[to audience]
Spike : Twilight Sparkle. I mean seriously, I can't even work with that.
Twilight Sparkle : This isn't a joke, Spike!
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Spike : [Twilight and Spike discuss the behavior of the hiding villagers] Is it some sort of pony holiday?
Twilight Sparkle : Not that I know of.
Spike : Does my breath stink?
[breathes fire and tests his breath]
Twilight Sparkle : No more than usual.
Spike : Is it... ZOMBIES?
Twilight Sparkle : Uh, not very likely.
Spike : [nervous] Not likely... but possible?
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Flutterguy : [as the "cursed" ponies go to find Applejack and Apple Bloom] Uh, Spike? Are you coming?
Spike : [looking into an open book] Nope. Uh... gotta stay here and look for a cure.
[as soon as all the ponies have left, he comes up with something]
Spike : Twilight Flopple!