My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

Bridle Gossip (2010)

Tara Strong: Twilight Sparkle

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Quotes 

• Spike : [Commenting on the effects of the Poison Joke plant]  This is hilarious! Look at all of you! We got Hairity

  [Rarity,] 

  Spike : Rainbow Crash

  [Rainbow Dash,] 

  Spike : Spittie Pie

  [Pinkie Pie,] 

  Spike : Appleteeny

  [Applejack,] 

  Spike : Flutterguy

  [Fluttershy] 

  Spike : and, uh,

  [trying to think of a nickname for Twilight Sparkle] 

  Spike : I got nothing.

  [to audience] 

  Spike : Twilight Sparkle. I mean seriously, I can't even work with that.

  Twilight Sparkle : This isn't a joke, Spike!

• Pinkie Pie : And that wicked enchantress Zecora lives there doing her evil... uh... stuff! Why she's so evil, I even wrote a song about her!

  Rainbow Dash : Here we go...

  Pinkie Pie : She's an evil enchantress/She does evil dances/And if you look deep in her eyes/She'll put you in trances/Then what will she do/She'll mix up an evil brew/Then she'll gobble you up/In a big tasty stew/Soooo... watch out!

  Twilight Sparkle : Wow. Catchy.

  Pinkie Pie : It's a work in progress.

• Pinkie Pie : [Pinkie peeks in on Zecora's house/hut to see her pour a bottle of powder into a bubbling pot; With her voice muffled by a swollen tongue, she tries to speak]  Sthe sthtole my sthong! Sthe's cthooksing sthew!

  Rarity : She stole your song?

  Twilight Sparkle : Oh, Pinkie. Doesn't sound anything like your song.

  Pinkie Pie : [she looks around and then runs up to Fluttershy, falling at her feet in a pleading manner]  Ah. Hmm... Pbth!

  ["Please!"] 

  Flutterguy : [sighs, then starts to sing Pinkie's song in a low bass voice - a jazz/bongo/poetry club feel - while Pinkie mimes the actions of her song]  She's an evil enchantress/And she does evil dances/And if you look deep in her eyes/She will put you in trances/Then what would she do?/She'll mix up an evil brew/Then she'll gobble you up/In a big tasty stew/Soooo... watch out.

• Twilight Sparkle : Now tell me, what exactly have you actually *seen* Zecora do?

  Rainbow Dash : Well... Once a month... she comes into Ponyville.

  Twilight Sparkle : [sarcastically]  Ooooh...

  Rarity : Then... she lurks by the stores...

  Twilight Sparkle : [more sarcasm]  Oh my!

  Fluttershy : And then... she digs at the ground.

  Twilight Sparkle : Good gracious! OK, I'm sorry, but how is any of this bad? Maybe she comes to town to visit.

• Pinkie Pie : Well, I heard that Zecora eats *hay*.

  Twilight Sparkle : Pinkie, I eat hay! *You* eat hay!

  Pinkie Pie : Yeah, but I heard it's the *evil* way she eats hay.

• Twilight Sparkle : Dear Princess Celestia: My friends and I all learned an important lesson this week: Never judge a book by its cover. Someone may look unusual, or funny, or scary. But you have to look past that and learn who they are inside. Real friends don't care what your "cover" is; It's the "contents" of a pony that count. And a good friend, like a good book, is something that will last forever. Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.

• Spike : [Twilight and Spike discuss the behavior of the hiding villagers]  Is it some sort of pony holiday?

  Twilight Sparkle : Not that I know of.

  Spike : Does my breath stink?

  [breathes fire and tests his breath] 

  Twilight Sparkle : No more than usual.

  Spike : Is it... ZOMBIES?

  Twilight Sparkle : Uh, not very likely.

  Spike : [nervous]  Not likely... but possible?

• Twilight Sparkle : Fluttershy, are you okay?

  [Fluttershy turns her head away] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Is there something wrong with you?

  [shakes her head "yes" while squinting her eyes shut] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Would you care to tell us?

  [she turns away again] 

  Twilight Sparkle : So... you're not going to tell us?

  [shakes her head up and down] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Yes you're not, or yes you will?

  [she begins to shake her head again] 

  Applejack : [currently a miniature size]  Good gravy, girl! What's wrong with you?

  Flutterguy : ...I don't want to talk about it.

• Rarity : You made me look ridiculous!

  Flutterguy : You made me *sound* ridiculous!

  Pinkie Pie : [muffled]  You made me speak ridiculous!

  Twilight Sparkle : You ruined my horn!

  Zecora : How dare you? You destroyed my home, destroyed my work, then rudely accused me of being a jerk?

• Daisy : [the mane six arrive back in town with Zecora, Daisy points]  Look Rose! How awful!

  Rose : The wicked enchantress has cursed them all.

  Lily : The horror, the horror!

  Ponies : [screaming and hollering; two sentences stand out]  Everypony get inside! Run ponies!

  [doors slam] 

  Twilight Sparkle : [Twilight knocks twice on Daisy's door, she opens it]  Daisy, we need to talk.