Horrible Histories (TV Series)

Episode #2.3 (2010)

Simon Farnaby: Various

Quotes 

• Tudor entertainer : It was all going perfectly. The crowd were cheering, the money was pouring in and I held my dagger aloft and *plunged* it into my chest!

  Grim Reaper : Yes, and? And?

  Tudor entertainer : I'd forgotten to put on my stab proof vest. I stabbed myself in the heart and I died.

  Grim Reaper : [laughs]  Shame the vest wasn't *idiot* proof!