Mike & Molly (TV Series)

Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb (2011)

Billy Gardell: Mike Biggs

Quotes 

• Grandma : [Trying to get rid of Mike, who has come knocking on her door at night time]  Now, if you will excuse me, Brother Heywood stopped by for pie and coffee.

  Mike Biggs : Oh, what kind of pie?

  Grandma : The kind of pie that 2 consenting adults enjoy alone in the privacy of their own home.

  Mike Biggs : [Referring to missing 2 social outings that evening]  Oh, man... I am 2 for 2.

  Grandma : [NOT referring to missed social outings]  So is Brother Heywood. Good night, Michael.

• Grandma : [Opening the front door after Mike knocks]  Oh, hey Michael! Carlton's not home. Good night, baby.

  [Begins to close door] 

  Mike Biggs : Wait, wait, wait, wait! Where did he go?

  Grandma : Oh, I don't keep tabs on him, he's a grown man. But he does like hot wings and big, fake boobies, if that helps narrow it down.

  Mike Biggs : Strip club.

  Grandma : I don't think he was folding up dollar bills to put in the church collection plate.