Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Candace Against the Universe (2020)

Maulik Pancholy: Baljeet, Additional Voices

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Quotes 

• Doofenshmirtz : I... I don't have a spaceship per se, but I... but I do have... my Galactic-Travel-inator! You get inside it, it flies you up to, and I guess more to the point, through space.

  Isabella : You mean, like, a spaceship.

  Doofenshmirtz : Well, I suppose it's *like* a spaceship, in that it operates like and performs the exact same functions as a spaceship, but it's an inator. There's a difference.

  Baljeet : Is the difference purely semantic?

  Doofenshmirtz : It's branding! Leave me alone!

• Super Super Big Doctor : What in the-How did you beat me here?

  Phineas : We snuck aboard your ship!

  Baljeet : Yeah, lady! Then we fell out of it by accident! But we saved ourselves so we could come here and stop you! Using a little trick we learned from "Space Adventure" episode 436B! Eat canceled TV show!

  Buford : I bet that sounded better in your head.

  Baljeet : It did not.

• Computer : Attention. Brace yourselves. We are accelerating to warp two.

  Baljeet : Oh, my. That is twice the speed of light.

  Isabella : Twice the speed of light? What will that be like?

  Baljeet : I read a theory that when you exceed the speed of light, reality, the very nature of your existence, begins breaking down...

  [the scene begins losing it color, leaving it in clean-up form] 

  Baljeet : ...to its primal essence, all the way back...

  [the clean-up animation goes back to rough pencil test form] 

  Baljeet : ...to its source!

  Isabella : This is so weird!

  [the scene then reverts to animatic form] 

  Dan Povenmire : Buford says something funny here.

  [the scene then reverts to storyboard] 

  Phineas : Whoa! Temp dialogue.

  Baljeet : How much more can reality break down?

  Dan Povenmire : And then we suddenly cut...

  [the camera pans to a drawing that turns into a live-action shot of Dan and Swampy pitching this scene] 

  Dan Povenmire : ...to us!

  Jeff 'Swampy' Marsh : So you'd actually see Dan and I pitching this part.

  Dan Povenmire : Right, exactly like we are now, saying exactly what we're saying right now.

  Jeff 'Swampy' Marsh : And then we push...

  Dan Povenmire , Jeff 'Swampy' Marsh : ...back into the storyboard!

  [the full animation returns and the gang looks confused] 

  Ferb : We should never speak of this again.

  Baljeet , Isabella , Phineas , Buford : Agreed.

• Baljeet : There is an ion barrier around the planet! Our transporters were both deflected, which made them connect to each other.

  Doofenshmirtz : Oh, so getting there by portal is astrologically impossible.

  Baljeet : You mean "astronomically".

  Doofenshmirtz : No, I mean astrologically. Here, look at my horoscope.

  Baljeet : [reading]  "Virgo: You will be unable to reach a planet via portal due to it being *astronomically* impossible."

  Doofenshmirtz : Okay, so I guess we're *both* right.

• Baljeet : Okay, we are approaching the ion barrier. Activate your ion shield.

  Doofenshmirtz : We don't have an ion shield. We're not fancy-shmancy.

  Baljeet : But...

  [groans] 

  Baljeet : we have to pass through an ion barrier to get to the planet.

  Doofenshmirtz : Yeah, so?

  Baljeet : So, if we go through the ion barrier without a shield, it could fry all of the electronics on the ship rendering our navigation useless and stranding us in space!

  Doofenshmirtz : Okay, that was something I did not know.

• [from trailer] 

  Norm : Hello, and welcome, aliens!

  Phineas , Ferb , Isabella , Baljeet , Buford : [scream] 

  Baljeet : Giant robot! Quick! Give him Buford!

  Doofenshmirtz : Oh, that's just Norm. He's... he's usually harmless.

• Phineas : The important thing is we have to find Candace and Vanessa.

  Isabella : Maybe we should start by looking... there.

  [Zoom in on the fortress. An ominous tone emits mysteriously] 

  Phineas : Wait a minute.

  [Ominous tone] 

  Phineas : Does anyone else hear a strange, ominous tone when they look at that alien fortress-y thing?

  [Ominous tone. Pan left and the tone stops] 

  Phineas : But only when I look directly at it. I can hear it when I look...

  [Ominous tone] 

  Phineas : Yes, I have to...

  Baljeet : Yes!

  Isabella : Oh, yeah! Me, too!

  Doofenshmirtz : Oh, yeah! It's like a low tone.

  Baljeet : I wish we could study the science...

  Buford : I don't hear anything. What are you guys talking about? You're freaking me out!

  Phineas : [rolling his eyes, over Buford]  I can hear it when I look... just directly at it.

  Isabella : I've never seen anything like that before.

  Phineas : Every time my eyes get near it.

  [Beat] 

  Phineas : Alien planets are weird. Okay, let's go.

• Buford : As soon as we get to prison, I'm gonna start a gang. Who's in?

  Baljeet : Oh, oh. Me!

  Buford : Anyone? Anyone at all?

  Baljeet : Me. Me! Me.

• Baljeet : Was that lint? It smelled like lint.

  Buford : It *tasted* like lint.

  Baljeet : Why were you tasting it?

  Buford : You were smellin' it.

  Baljeet : Not on purpose! Ugh!

• Phineas : I can't believe Candace! I mean, I know sometimes, she seems kinda...

  Isabella : Obsessive?

  Baljeet : Volatile?

  Buford : Enchanting? I mean, uh, terrifying?