How Not to Rescue a Princess (2010)
Sergey Makovetskiy: Knyaz' Kievskiy
Quotes
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[the raven's magic feather turns into a book when it lands on the library's table]
Prince of Kiev : Where are all the books?
Horse Yuliy : All around you.
Prince of Kiev : Interesting, interesting. What's this?
[picks up the magic book and reads the title]
Prince of Kiev : "Generation X?" Why "X"
Horse Yuliy : Because we live in the Tenth Century!
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[last lines]
Prince of Kiev : It's boring. It's boring. And with the wedding not working out... .
Grandee : But it was fun. What snacks!... I mean the trouble with these women. Trouble! Here I also had a bad situation. In Veronezh, it was...
[the raven leaves a bundle on the prince's windowsill, caws harshly, then flies away. The prince opens the bundle and finds a beautiful baby girl wrapped inside]
Grandee : Wow!
Prince of Kiev : Coochie choochie coo! What a cutie, huh?
[the baby coos happily, then her eyes flash and the queen's manical adult laughter is heard as the screen goes black]
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Prince of Kiev : Boring. Boring. All I do is sit on the throne all day.and the years go by.
Grandee : So go hiking, Princeling. Exercise those legs of yours.
Prince of Kiev : Nooo, it's not princely to walk. People will laugh.
Grandee : You could walk around the castle. No one would notice. What if someone you meet asks, "Where is the library?" Everyone will respect you?
Prince of Kiev : I have a library?