Glee (TV Series)
The Sue Sylvester Shuffle (2011)
Ashley Fink: Lauren Zizes
Quotes
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Will Schuester : Rachel, have you ever seen a tackle football game? When they tackle you, it hurts.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Yeah. And not in the good Mellencamp way.
Rachel Berry : We thought about that. But the truth is, is that you guys don't really need us to play. You just need enough players out there to field a regulation team. So when they snap the ball, we're just gonna lie down on the ground. We're just gonna lie there.
Lauren Zizes : Well, I'm not. I'm gonna bring the pain.
Shannon Beiste : I guess they won't get hurt if you stay down.
Will Schuester : Okay, what do your parents have to say about this?
Tina Cohen-Chang : We all have signed permission slips from them. It took some convincing, but they understood what it means to all of us.
Will Schuester : What do you think, Coach?
Shannon Beiste : I think... welcome to the football team.
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Sam Evans : Why can't we just let them back on the team just for this game?
Shannon Beiste : No. We carry this thing through, even if it means having to forfeit the game.
Finn Hudson : I can't believe this is it.
Rachel Berry : [sharing a look with Mercedes] Maybe it isn't. We want to join the team.
Artie Abrams : "We" who?
Mercedes Jones : All of us Glee girls. We want to join the football team, and we want to play in the championship.
Mike Chang : Come on, guys, stop screwing around. It's not cool.
Lauren Zizes : What's not cool is you guys not respecting women enough to realize we're perfectly capable of playing football. And don't forget who the state champ in Greco-Roman wrestling is. I've got offers from three different professional wrestling organizations for after I graduate, so...
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Dave Karofsky : No freakin' way!
Will Schuester : We don't have a choice. Sue pulled the Cheerios! from the game, so if we don't do it, there's no halftime show.
Lauren Zizes : And this is a problem because...?
Shannon Beiste : It's not a problem. It's an opportunity.
Strando : Opportunity to humiliate ourselves.
Shannon Beiste : Hey! The whole point of this week was to bring you guys together; to bring the school together.
Azimio : Wait, so you want us to play the first half, change into some "sequeen" ball gowns, and then go out and do the halftime show at our championship game?
Shannon Beiste : Yes.
Azimio : It's the championship game! This is a crazy town.