Wreck-It Ralph (2012)
Skylar Astin: Roy
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Quotes
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Fix-It Felix : Well, I'll be dipped. You've really outdone yourself, Mary.
Norwood : Oh, and look! There's all of us at the top.
Mary : Each apartment is everyone's favorite flavor. Norwood's is red velvet.
Norwood : Guilty!
Mary : And lemon for Lucy, rum cake for Gene, and for Felix...
[Ralph looks for his figurine, and finds himself in the mud, looking like some sort of deranged troll]
Wreck-It Ralph : [His face sinks] Hey, Mary. Um... What's the flavor of that mud that I'm stuck in there?
Mary : Hmm? Oh. Chocolate.
Wreck-It Ralph : I've never been real fond of chocolate.
Mary : Well, I did not know that.
Wreck-It Ralph : One other little thing. I hate to be picky, but this angry little guy here...
[Ralph picks up the little Ralph figurine. He puts him on the roof, smooshing the cake a little.]
Mary : [shocked] My cake!
Wreck-It Ralph : ...might be a lot happier if you put him up here with everyone else.
[Ralph pushes an ugly smile onto his figurine's face]
Wreck-It Ralph : See that? Look at that smile.
Gene : No, no, no. You see, Ralph, there's no room for you up here.
[Gene knocks Little Ralph back into the mud. Then Ralph chuckles]
Wreck-It Ralph : Well, what about this? We can make room. Here. We can take turns. Easy.
[Ralph puts Little Ralph back on top of the cake and slams Little Felix into the mud instead. The Nicelanders Gasped]
Fix-It Felix : How about we just eat the cake!
Gene : Hang on. Felix needs to be on the roof because he's about to get his medal!
Wreck-It Ralph : Well, then how about we just take that medal and give it to Ralph for once. Would that be the end of the world, Gene?
[Ralph rips the medal off, breaking the delicate fireworks, and puts it on little Ralph]
Gene : [suspiciously] Now you're just being ridiculous; only good guys win medals, and YOU sir are no good guy.
Wreck-It Ralph : [angrily] I could be a good guy if I wanted to, and I could win a medal.
Gene : Uh-huh. And when you do, come and talk to us.
[Gene takes Ralph off the cake]
Wreck-It Ralph : And then would you finally let me be on the top of the cake with you guys?
Gene : If you won a medal, we'd let you live up here in the PENTHOUSE! But it will never happen, because you're just the bad guy who wrecks the building.
[Gene took off Ralph's look and rips the medal off little Ralph, puts it on little Felix, and puts Felix back on the top]
Wreck-It Ralph : No, I'm not.
Gene : Yes, you are.
Wreck-It Ralph : No, I'm NOT!
[Ralph slams his fist down right on the cake. SMASH! Chunks of cake and frosting cover the Nicelanders. Pac-Man stops eating. His mouth falls open in shock]
Gene : Yes, you are.
Wreck-It Ralph : All right, Gene, you know what? I'm gonna win a medal. Oh I am gonna win a medal! The shiniest medal this place has ever seen. A medal so good that it will make Felix's medals wet their pants! And good night. Thank you for the party.
[Ralph exits, smashing a hole in the other side of the door]
Roy : Is he serious?
Gene : Oh please, where is a Bad Guy gonna win a medal? Of course he's not serious.
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[Litwak hangs an OUT OF ORDER sign on the screen. The Nicelanders run out of the building and watch in horror as the sign eclipses the arcade light]
Gene : Ladies and gentlemen, we're... out of order.
Mary : Sweet mercy! Without Ralph, we're doomed!
Roy : They're gonna pull our plug!
[Everyone panicked and Felix forced positivity to the Nicelanders]
Fix-It Felix : Okay, everybody, calm down. Ralph probably fell asleep in the washroom of Tapper's again.
[They heard a bell ringing in the distance]
Fix-It Felix : See? There he is now.