- Rainbow Dash: Gilda's my best friend from my days at Junior Speedster Flight Camp. Hey, remember the chant?
- Gilda: Tsh-yeah! They made us recite it every morning. I'll never get that lame thing out of my head.
- Rainbow Dash: Soooo...?
- Gilda: Ugh. Only for you, Dash...
- Rainbow Dash, Gilda: [Rainbow Dash recites it excitedly, Gilda recites it unenthusiastically] Junior Speedsters are our lives/Sky-bound soars and daring dives/Junior Speedsters it's our quest/To some day be the very best!
- Gilda: I know what you're up to.
- Pinkie Pie: [unfazed] Great!
- Gilda: Grrr... I know what you're planning!
- Pinkie Pie: [giggles, snorts] Well I hope so! This wasn't supposed to be a surprise party.
- Gilda: I mean, I've got my eye on you.
- Pinkie Pie: [gets up in her face] And *I* got my eye on you!
- Gilda: This... is your idea of a good time? I've never met a lamer bunch of dweebs in all my life! And Pinkie Pie... YOU! You are "Queen Lame-o" with your weak little party pranks! Did you really think you could make me lose my cool? Well, Dash and I have ten times as much cool as the rest of you put together! Come on, Dash. We're bailing on this pathetic scheme... Come on, Rainbow Dash, I said we're *leaving*!
- Rainbow Dash: You know, Gilda? *I* was the one who set up all those "weak pranks" at this party...
- Gilda: ...What?
- Pinkie Pie: Ooh...
- Rainbow Dash: So I guess I'm "Queen Lame-o"...
- Rainbow Dash: You know, this is *not* how I thought my old friend would treat my *new* friends. If "being cool" is all you care about, then maybe you should find some "new cool friends" someplace else.
- Gilda: Yeah? Well... You... You... You are such a-a-a "Flip-Flop"! Cool one minute, and lame the next. When you decide not to be lame anymore, give me a call...
- [she walks out the door]
- Rainbow Dash: *Not* cool...
- Granny Smith: [Granny sees Gilda's tail sticking out from a fruit cart and doesn't recognize what it is] Aaa! A rattler, a *rattler*! Run for the hills! Everybody forsake yourselves!
- [starts to run off wildly, but only manages to hobble slowly away]