Bo Burnham: Words, Words, Words (2010 TV Special)

Bo Burnham: Self

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• Bo Burnham : They say, if you want to know what a girl is going to look like, look at her mother, ya know. So I am so glad that I broke up with her, cuz uh, she would been uh, you know... dead.

  Audience : [yells out from audience]  I want your baby!

  Bo Burnham : I'm keeping them.

• [first lines] 

  Bo Burnham : When I saw "Hey", you say "Ho".

  Bo Burnham : [points to audience]  Hey!

  Audience : [in unison]  Ho!

  Bo Burnham : [points to audience]  Hey!

  Audience : [in unison]  Ho!

  Bo Burnham : That's basically how Hitler rose to power.

• Bo Burnham : For every dollar that a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents. That doesn't make sense. That's not fair, the man's only left with 30.

• Bo Burnham : My friend is black, but I don't know what to call him. So I just call him... "what up Jamal".

  Bo Burnham : Even though his name is Steve.