- Stoick: Gobber, for the last time, there is no such thing as a...
- Gobber: Boneknapper?
- [the crowd groans, "Boneknapper...?"]
- Tuffnut: Oh ho! What-napper?
- Gobber: A disgusting, foul beast, wearing a coat of stolen bones, like a giant, flying skeleton.
- Fishlegs: Ooh ooh! The dragon manual says that the Boneknapper willl stop at nothing to find the perfect bone to build its coat of armor. It's awesome.
- Gobber: The Boneknapper has no roar at all. That's why he's terrifying. He's a silent killer.
- Ruffnut: Wait. So if we don't hear anything, we're dead?
- [everyone looks around the boat without a word]
- Tuffnut: I don't hear anything.
- [Phil the sheep in the back of the boat bleats and the teens get scared]
- Gobber: Ha ha ha! Good one, Phil!
- Hiccup: [sees Gobber going down to his ship with his sheep, Phil, to find the Boneknapper] I can't let him go by himself.
- [to his friends]
- Hiccup: All right, Vikings - grab your shields!
- Tuffnut, Astrid: Yes!
- Fishlegs, Ruffnut: [simultaneously] Yeah!
- Snotlout: There's no way I'm getting on a boat to go after a fake dragon.
- [scene cuts to show Snotlout rowing a boat the next day with everyone else]
- Gobber's Father: [Young Gobber lands back in his family's boat with the treasure after escaping frozen vikings and the Boneknapper, he had initially left to answer the "call of nature"] What took you so long?
- Ruffnut: [the group has crashed their boat on an island, and as it sinks, Ruffnut sighs] Now we're stuck in the middle of nowhere, and no one even knows where we are.
- Fishlegs: Um, except the Boneknapper. Legend says its roar can s...
- Snotlout: [interrupting] Hey, you know what legend also says? Stop talking!
- Gobber: [Gobber, in his flashback story, has been pinned by the Boneknapper at the edge of a cliff] Help!
- Gobber: [voiceover] The gods must have heard my prayer.
- [Thor appears in the clouds and flexes his muscles]
- Gobber: It was Thor! He tossed a mighty thunderbolt.
- [it hits the ground below the cliff]
- Gobber: You missed!
- Thor: Wait for it...
- Gobber: [voiceover] Then, from the center of the earth, blasted forth... the hammerhead yak riding the hammerhead whale!
- Hammerhead Yak: Deploy the yak.
- [the whale blasts the yak off with his blowhole and the yak proceeds to beat up the Boneknapper]
- [after Gobber outlines his plan for trapping the Boneknapper]
- Snotlout: [aside] It's sad when they get old.