- Jay Cartwright: You gonna go for it then? I mean, she's a freak, but there's nothing like a blowjob.
- Will McKenzie: And you'd know, because you've had so many blowjobs.
- Jay Cartwright: Yeah.
- Neil Sutherland: When was your first then, Jay?
- Jay Cartwright: Long time back. Many suckjobs ago now, years.
- Simon Cooper: YEARS ago? Bollocks!
- Jay Cartwright: I got one off the cleaner when I was twelve.
- Will McKenzie: Who was your cleaner, Gary Glitter?