Killer Joe (2011)
Thomas Haden Church: Ansel Smith
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Quotes
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Killer Joe Cooper : I mean all she did was suck his cock and try and steal your money. It could have been worse.
Ansel Smith : How?
Killer Joe Cooper : Well... no, I suppose that's about as bad as it gets.
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Killer Joe Cooper : Were you aware of this, Ansel?
Ansel Smith : I'm never aware.
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[Joe just broke Sharla's nose and forced her to give fellatio to a chicken drumstick]
Ansel Smith : Sharla?
Sharla Smith : Yes.
Ansel Smith : Are you okay?
Sharla Smith : Yes, I'm fine Ansel.
Ansel Smith : Are you sure?
Sharla Smith : Yes I'm sure.
Ansel Smith : Okay.
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Sharla Smith : You want some chicken? I stopped by the K-Fry-C.
Killer Joe Cooper : Yes, please.
Sharla Smith : Help yourself. It's on the stove.
Ansel Smith : Get it for him, would you hun?
Sharla Smith : Sure. White or dark?
Killer Joe Cooper : Leg.
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[Sharla is spraying herself with perfume]
Ansel Smith : When you're done fumigating the gates of hell...
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[after Chris got beat up]
Ansel Smith : What'd they say to you?
Chris Smith : WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THEY SAID?
Ansel Smith : I'm thinkin' they want their money.
Chris Smith : NO SHIT!
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Ansel Smith : Hey Chris. Why don't you do us all a big favor and just go kill yourself?
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Chris Smith : Put some pants on. I need to talk to you about something.
Ansel Smith : I need pants for that?
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Ansel Smith : I got him Joe! Fucking kill him!
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Chris Smith : Can you try making a little more noise?
Ansel Smith : Why don't you try kissing my ass, you son of a bitch?
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Killer Joe Cooper : My payment is 25 thousand dollars, in cash, in advance. No exceptions.
Ansel Smith : 25?
Killer Joe Cooper : Yes sir.
Ansel Smith : [to Chris] I thought you said 20.
Chris Smith : I was told 20.
Killer Joe Cooper : 25. Is that a problem?
Chris Smith : We don't have a problem with 25. That's not our problem.
Killer Joe Cooper : What is your problem?
Chris Smith : We have a problem with the advance.
Killer Joe Cooper : No exceptions.
Chris Smith : Sir, let me explain. One of the reasons we're interested in having this done, is my mother holds a very large insurance policy.
Killer Joe Cooper : They usually do.
Chris Smith : We thought if we could guarantee payment after the policy had been covered...
Killer Joe Cooper : Look, this really isn't open for discussion. The conversation is finished.
[Chris goes after him as he leaves]
Killer Joe Cooper : What did you think this is, Let's Make a Deal? This is serious business you're fucking with here, boy.
Chris Smith : I'm aware of that.
Killer Joe Cooper : No, I don't think you are. I don't take you seriously.
Chris Smith : This is going to get done, one way or another.
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[repeated line]
Ansel Smith : What fat kid?
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Killer Joe Cooper : [to beaten-up Sharla] Now, you're a very beautiful woman. Don't you think so, Ansel?
Ansel Smith : I hadn't given it much thought.
Killer Joe Cooper : [Punches the wall] NO! WRONG ANSWER!
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Chris Smith : Where's Joe?
Ansel Smith : He's in his room.