House M.D. (TV Series)

Massage Therapy (2010)

Jesse Spencer: Dr. Robert Chase

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• Dr. Robert Chase : [about Kelly]  She was nervous. Give her a break. Oh, and she's not like Cameron.

  Dr. Gregory House : True. Cameron had much smaller breasts, by which I mean she was smarter.

• Dr. Gregory House : So, while you're cooking up some ideas of your own, allow me to present theory 2.0 of why Chase hired you. Dr. Kelly, meet your doppelganger.

  [shows the wrong slide] 

  Dr. Gregory House : Oh, no. Hold on a second.

  [shows another slide] 

  Dr. Robert Chase : Come on, House.

  Dr. Chris Taub : Is that... that's Baby Chase and his mom. That's adorable.

  Dr. Gregory House : Never mind the baby. Peep the babe. Note the cheekbones and eye shape.

  Dr. Chris Taub : They do actually look alike.

  Dr. Gregory House : I know what you're thinking, "Chase wants to sleep with his mom." But who wouldn't hit that, if that looked like that? It's a classic case of what Freud called...

• Dr. Robert Chase : [about Kelly Benedict]  What? You like her now?

  Dr. Gregory House : Nope. But she got me to the right answer which none of the rest of you did. If you want to give her another shot, go for it.

  Dr. Robert Chase : Okay. I will.

  Dr. Gregory House : Great. It'll make it easier for you to sleep with her. Come on, why else would you have hired her?

  Dr. Robert Chase : That's not why I hired her!

• Dr. Gregory House : [to Chase]  I get it. You're jealous of my new cane, so you hired a new doctor that you could lean on.

  Dr. Robert Chase : Exactly. Nothing to do with the fact that you instructed me to hire one. Dr. House, this is Dr. Kelly Benedict, your new fellow.

  Dr. Kelly Benedict : [stands and offers House her hand, but he ignores it]  Nice to meet you. Um, I just finished my psychiatry residency at St. Jude's and I loved studying the mind, but I thought I could make more of a difference, or at least...

  Dr. Gregory House : Man, you're hot. I mean, seriously.

• Dr. Gregory House : [to Chase]  Now, some person seemed to think that I was not being fair to you in our last DDX, because I made you nervous. So this time I'm gonna put you at ease.

  [puts two chairs facing each other] 

  Dr. Gregory House : It's just you and old Doc House. Couple of pals chittin' the chat.

  Dr. Robert Chase : Why not just place her chair above a trapdoor with a shark tank underneath?

  Dr. Gregory House : Because Wednesday's when I get my shark tank cleaned. And also because I'm giving her a chance.

  Dr. Robert Chase : You're giving her a test.

  Dr. Gregory House : This whole job is a test. I'm giving her the chance to fail sooner rather than later... or pass.