House M.D. (TV Series)
Carrot or Stick (2011)
Jesse Spencer: Dr. Robert Chase
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Quotes
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Wynn : When we were talking you seemed like a nice guy. So either you're a great actor or you're a nice guy who lost his way. For whatever reason, a little negative re-enforcement seemed warranted... Oh currently your password is "Great big ho." Change it back to anything but "password."
Dr. Robert Chase : Hey, I'm - I'm sorry. Let me prove it to you by taking you out for dinner followed by not sleeping.
[Chuckles]
Dr. Robert Chase : I'm serious.
Wynn : Not on your life.
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Dr. Robert Chase : We talked at the reception. That's why you hate me?
Bree : It was fun.
Dr. Robert Chase : It was great.
Bree : Until I mentioned that I don't sleep with guys on the first date, and then you said you had to go to the bathroom and you never came back. Actions have consequences.
Dr. Robert Chase : Do you take vengeance on every guy who acts like an ass? Could be a full-time job.
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Dr. Robert Chase : [about a photo of himself] That... is not me.
Dr. Chris Taub : That is you.
Dr. Robert Chase : [Pointing to part of picture] Th-that's me.
[Pointing to another part]
Dr. Robert Chase : But th-that is not. Whoever did this made it smaller. Much, much smaller.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Whoever did this has a bone to pick with you. Ironic, since your bone...
Dr. Robert Chase : It is not in that picture. My proof is right here.
[Starts to undo his belt]
Dr. Robert Chase : You really want to see it?
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Dr. Robert Chase : You live with your parents?
Kenzie : Oh, just until graduation?
Dr. Robert Chase : College?... How old are you?
Kenzie : 18... Next month. Relax. It's not illegal or anything.
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Dr. Robert Chase : I was hoping to get in touch. Thing is, I'm a bit fuzzy on names. Sorry, open bar. She was sitting at Dr. Simpson's table, brunette, purple dress, low-cut.
Sanford Wells : That's my niece, Winn Phillips.
Dr. Robert Chase : Your niece? Fantastic.
Sanford Wells : Her info is in your e-mail.
Dr. Robert Chase : Also, there was a blonde, green dress.
Sanford Wells : You want me to hook you up with two women?
Dr. Robert Chase : Actually, three.
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Dr. Gregory House : Well done, Chase. Now turn off your phone.
Dr. Robert Chase : You heard that? It's on vibrate.
Dr. Gregory House : I'm assuming it's been ringing almost non-stop since you changed your status update to, "Nothing lights my fire like a lady-of-size. Less than three bills, don't bother calling." Followed by your cell number.
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Dr. Robert Chase : How generous is "extraordinarily generous?"
Martha Masters : Call the charity, explain the donation is a fraud.
Dr. Eric Foreman : And take back Wells's wedding gift? *You* are extraordinarily screwed.