- John Druitt: Is that a defense satellite you've stolen?
- Nikola Tesla: Weather. Better geothermal data.
- Dr. Helen Magnus: How did you two end up here?
- Henry Foss: Well, we were attacked by telepathic Hare Krishnas with ray guns and you?
- Dr. Will Zimmerman: Fed by holoprojecting mushroom farmers, took the bus, didn't pay, got arrested
- Dr. Helen Magnus: Let's call it even