Eric & Ernie (2011 TV Movie)

Bryan Dick: Ernie Wise

Quotes 

• Eric Morecambe : Was it dark?

  Ernie Wise : Was what dark?

  Eric Morecambe : Hiding in Churchill's cigar box until the War was over.

• [Arthur is being carried off stage] 

  Ernie Wise : Poor Arthur.

  Eric Morecambe : He must've tripped over Des O'Connor.

• [following their notorious TV show, Morecambe and Wise are now being placed *lower* on theatre bills than they were beforehand] 

  Ernie Wise : [ironically]  Fourth on the bill. That's the magic of television.