The Amateur Monster Movie (2011)

Bruce Spielbauer: The Guru

Quotes 

• The Guru : Oh, naive little Walter. How little you know about what's real. I suppose you think centaurs are made up, and that elephants are real, huh?

• The Guru : Walter. Walter, no matter what happens... I want you to promise me something.

  Walter Romero : What is it?

  The Guru : Promise me you'll stay out of the Moors. Stay out of the Moors!

  Walter Romero : What? Like in England?

  The Guru : Well, yes. But also just in general! And also Scotland.

  Walter Romero : I had no intention of going to the Moors or Scotland.

  The Guru : Grave danger awaits those who enter there. Grave danger!

  Walter Romero : I'm not going to the Moors.

  The Guru : Or Scotland?

  Walter Romero : Okay, okay! I'm not going to Europe, I'm not going to Scotland, and I'm certainly not going to the Moors! I'm staying right here in this town and I'm not going anywhere!

  The Guru : Well, why the hell not? There's a werewolf on the loose here.