- Stacy Hirano: Candace, what happened to you? The lecture's over. The gift bags were totally cruddy, by the way. It's just a bag, nothing in it.
- Candace Flynn: Mom, Mom, you've gotta come outside! I just drove up in this craaaazy souped up car that the boys invent...
- Linda Flynn: Wait, wait, wait. You were driving... without adult supervision?
- Candace Flynn: Well, no, I was operating a remote.
- Linda Flynn: Oh, so it was a *toy* car?
- Candace Flynn: No, no, no, it's a full-sized, and it's...
- Linda Flynn: You were driving a full-sized car? Oh, that's it, young lady! You're grounded!
- Candace Flynn: But-but-but the boys...
- Linda Flynn: Candace, go to your room! We will talk about this later.
- Candace Flynn: [angrily walks away] Ugh!
- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Nothing cuts into my television time!
- [the scene changes to a no signal card with Agent P on it]
- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Oh, haha! Very funny! Everyone's a comedian.
- Candace Flynn: Okay, I learn some skill that... Phineas, you're in the drivers seat, why are you operating with a remote control?
- Phineas Flynn: Candace, We're too young to drive.
- Isabella Garcia-Shapiro, Buford Van Stomm: Duh!